Saraptor

Elias's backstory is a little mary-sueish, but it's 2026 and I don't caaaaaaare. Besides, every single character in One Piece has a dramatic backstory.

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Of course babe !! Ill be adding my personal headcanons for Arlong and ones I believe would sooo be canon cx

𝒢𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁 𝒜𝓇𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈

𝒮𝐹𝒲

- To humans and his enemies Arlong is ruthless but he genuinely sees all people with Fishman blood as his family, meaning he often accepts half-fishman onto his crew.

- Arlong is under the strong belief that one cannot choose their parents, meaning he never passes judgement on half-fishman unless they give him a reason to do so.

- It is well known that Arlong hates humans but he won’t attack humans randomly, they either have to threaten him/his crew or they don’t pay the fines

- Arlong is a racist, he looks down on humans as a lesser species however there are a few humans who have earned his respect. 

- The only humans to earn his respect are human slave liberation pirates. Pirates who sail the seas to liberate slaves.

- Arlong is a universal blood donor. 

- On multiple occasions he has saved the lives of his crew members by giving his blood to save them, which earns him respect from all the crew. 

- Though he will not admit it, Arlong loves children. As long as the child has Fishman blood in their veins.

- Arlong will not kill human children younger than five. 

- Arlong isn’t the most affectionate guy in the world but if he were to be in a relationship he would still make an effort. He would get her little gifts for special occasions, ask how she is doing and if she has eaten and genuinely making sure she is happy and well cared for.

- Extremely possessive with the things that are ‘his’.

𝒩𝒮𝐹𝒲

- Surprisingly he doesn’t really like casual sex.

- Ｃｌａｓｐｅｒｓ

- He doesn’t really like gentle sex.

- He h a t es quickies.

- He loves to degrade his lover..intensely. If you are human or part-human he will use it as his main point to degrade you.

- Biting Kink. He loves to bite his lover really hard. He also likes to use the bite marks to show everyone you are his.

- Once you’ve had sex with this Fishman, there really isn’t going back.

- He couldn't give a fuck about people seeing or hearing him fuck his lover. It just shows everyone who his lover belong to.

- He finds it hilarious when human women try to give a Fishman a blowjob. 

Arlong gettin’ epic dunked on:

Hachi is the one that does most of the pranks, he’s very juvenile in how he does them; like shocking sticks of gum, or very obvious buckets of water on the door. He really tries but he can’t prank Arlong that well because poor Hachi keeps giggling every five seconds.

Chu is the one that actually gets Arlong with a prank. He plastic wraps the doors and just waits... He doesn’t say anything or do anything out of the ordinary so when Arlong shoves his door through an inch of plastic wrap, it’s a total shocker to everyone.

Kuroobi doesn’t prank anyone, there’s no point in pranking when you could just do literally anything else in his mind.

Pisaro and Kaneshiro work together to switch out all the labels on liquids. So that way the pirate-soda is now vinegar, and the vinegar is now pirate-soda. However they forget to take into account that vinegar and pirate-soda look VERY different from each other.

Shikoyaki doesn’t take part in it, and Take begs him to do at least ONE prank, but he stands tall and is a very good boy.

Take tries to do the ol’ serve dinner that’s actually dessert but all it does it make Arlong kind of happy and he’s disappointed and just sits in the corner for the rest of the night.

Hm… normally I try to keep the outfits simple lol

But I mainly just think about if the clothing would be comfortable for them to even wear. For example, Kasagos spine would need to breathe.

In his twenties, he was taught to take pride in his patterns but now him being old and ashamed he prefers to cover up to the best of his ability.

It feels like a uniquely American capitalist take to assume these traditions will make you completely self sufficient. You need a lot of people, a lot of time, a lot of knowledge across a lot of subjects, and a lot of luck to provide for everyone's nutritional needs.

So should you even bother trying to be more self sufficient with your food? I argue yes. Foraging and gardening are fun and will teach you so much about many things. They are deeply rewarding activities that can supplement your diet. There are herbs I haven't bought in years because I grow my own. There are dishes I can only make with foraged ingredients because I can't get them in stores.

THEN you can have enough calories to survive for a year. Not nutrition, calories. Your teeth will fall out, you might go blind, but you won’t be dead.

Seeing as that’s not realistic, seeing as how you don’t have an acre of land and neither do I, you can’t grow enough to feed yourself.

But you can still have fun. Here’s the rainbow chard I picked this morning…

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

people always say that internet spaces are americanised because the users are majority americans.

and i do always wonder how much of that is "there are actually a majority of usamericans" and how much is "usamerican cultural markers are a default for many online spaces, and non usamericans are often indistinguishable from usamericans unless you're actively looking".

so here's an incredibly unscientific poll reblog for reach or whatever