#billy murphy

Saw The Final Girls and Terrifier. Will try to see Dark Ride and Gags the Clown later.

Leslie Vernon: I tried watching this a while ago, but couldn’t get into it. Too much self-awareness drains the fun.

Billy Murphy: The Final Girls was a good horror comedy. In need of a sequel. Basically stole Jason Voorhees’s backstory, yet works. 

Satan Man: Tryhard.

Mountain Man: Winter is a good time for cuddling. If he had someone to snuggle up to, he would not have gone on a spree to kill people. Maybe.

Ted Redford: Oh, I like the concept of a serial killer who can kill someone by entering and exiting a movie. It’s like The Ring but slasher.

Art the Clown: His look is a little too intentionally malefic.

Ronald Reagan Killer: *shakes fist* Reaganomics. Possibly an inspiration for the Purge franchise?

Butcher: If he wants to be covered in blood, then he can come to me every twenty-eight- *watches segment* Oh God, oh God. Please keep your restaurant patrons from me.

Jonah: I’m a trollop for carnival media! (“Jonah” is such an innocent name for someone so stabby.)

Gags: I have never seen so many people down to clown in one setting before.