Buck: I did, and sadly she's busy with another family, but I might have found a temporary solution for Theo.
Eddie: You're not quitting right?
Buck: And let you jump from bridges or get stabbed without me there? Not happening babe.
Ravi: Then unless you figured out time travel-
Harry: Or found out how to clone yourself-
Chim: How are you taking care of Theo and working full-time?
Buck: I have a couple of friends from Texas, helping me out. Remember Carlos and T.K?
Chim: Nope.
Hen: Captain Strand's son?
Eddie: Oh yeah the firefighter from the 126 that helped you steal the fire engine last time we were there and...
Buck: His husband, Carlos, who is a ranger now, is working a case with Athena that's apparently gonna take a long time.
Eddie: I still don't get it.
Buck: They have a son too, T.K quit to take care of him, and this case might take a while so they needed a place to stay while it gets solved, so I offered my house, and now they're staying with me.
Hen: So you got yourself a firefighter/paramedic as a babysitter for free?
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Jonah sat in complete darkness. The waves bobbed the ship up and down, rocking Jonahโs body against the wooden sides of his enclosure. The barrel was small, and Jonah had to curl his knees up to his chest to fit. It was claustrophobic, and the air was thick and stuffy inside, as everything below deck was. He wrapped his arms around his legs and rested his head on his bent knees, trying to quell the pit of nausea that was growing in his stomach ever since the ship had started moving.
It might have been hell for anyone else, but Jonah would do anything to get away, even sneak onto a god forsaken pirate ship in the dead of night. In his mind, heโd been tossing and turning the idea of running away for months now, it was just a matter of time before he worked up the nerve to finally do it. He knew the merchant ships wouldnโt do, theyโd find him on one of their routine cargo checks and heโd be sent right back to Carlisle before he could even make it to the next port.
But a pirate ship was a different story, and he was sure this was his best chance at slipping away unnoticed. Ships like these only docked at night, only in the shadier ports, and although Isla de Santa Margarita wasnโt known for having much treasure to pillage, the litany of brothels and taverns attracted the attention of less-than-legal patrons often enough.ย
Anything to escape Carlisle. Jonah had been pilfered off to the man as an apprentice once his parents had decided he was too expensive to keep feeding, that theyโd rather put that money towards their tavern bills instead. At first, Jonah had been looking forward to the fresh start. He wasnโt exactly content living in that one-room dirt floor shack with his liquor-soaked parents.ย
However, it wasnโt even a day after heโd been brought to Carlisle in exchange for a hefty sum that he realized heโd be far worse off here. At least his father only hit him when he was drunk and angry. Carlisle seemed to do it for the sheer fun of itโfor some kind of a sick thrill. He loved to chain Jonah up in his blacksmithing workshop and beat him with whatever tool struck his fancy that dayโa whip, long metal rods, pronged sharp tools. Sometimes heโd stick the metal in the furnace and press it flush against Jonahโs exposed skin. Jonahโs only tunic had been cut off of him that first day, and he was never given anything to wear as a replacementโCarlisle always said he liked to see the marks.
His title may have been โapprentice,โ but Jonah knew what he was to the manโa slave. Heโd been exchanged for money, for crying out loud. He wasnโt paid a dime for the years heโd worked in Carlisleโs blacksmithing workshopโhell, he served the man hand and foot, from dawn until dusk, but never got so much as a word of thanks. Carlisle always seemed much more preoccupied in abusing Jonah and trying out various cruel and unusual punishments than he ever did actually training the boy in his craft.ย
So Jonah dreamed of freedom, even though he spent most of his nights chained by the ankle in the workshop, sleeping on a pile of hay.ย
One evening, when heโd been permitted to accompany Carlisle to a supply run at the market, he spotted it, just out on the horizon of the sea. A shipโunlike any of the ships of the local merchants and foreign magistrates. Its flag was a deep, bloody red, with a grinning skull across the face of it. He could just make out the insignia as he stared out at the sea. The ship was approaching.ย
That night, he knew it was his chance, when Carlisle passed out drunk off too much rum and forgot to lock the chain to Jonahโs ankle before retiring himself. This had happened before, on occasion, but everyone in town knew Jonah belonged to the blacksmith and would drag him back to his master the moment they discovered him, so there was never anywhere for him to go, unless he wanted to walk off barefoot into the jungle and get bitten by a snake or die of starvation.ย
But tonight was different. The moon had risen high in the sky. Surely, the ship would have docked by now. Jonah snuck out of the workshop and slipped out onto the dark streets. His heart leapt as he approached the shore and saw it. Large and majestic now,ย the ship towered high above the waves. Its masts rose up into the star-lit sky. Its decks were quietโno doubt the crew had all gone ashore toโฆ sample the local cuisine, as it were.ย
Jonah took his chance, his heart racing in his chest. He leaped from the old wooden dock and caught a rope that dangled from the shipโs side. He summoned every ounce of strength he had left to climb up and hauled himself over the shipโs railing and landed on the wooden upper deck. He spotted a guardsman on the opposite side, an oil lamp flickering in his hand. The man hadnโt seen Jonah, thank god. Jonah scanned the floor of the ship until he spotted the gap in the floorboards that led belowdecks. Slowly, he crept through the darkness and descended the ladder.ย
He wove through a maze of dark passageways below, looking for a place to hide. The cargo hold was the obvious choice. He crept past a snoring sailor in a hammock, the manโs slumbering body swaying with the rocking of the waves. At last, Jonah reached a larger room full of barrels, trunks, and crates. The crates were all nailed shut, so he tiptoed to a set of barrels, looking for one empty enough that he could slip inside.ย
At last, he found one barrel at the end with a loose lid. This was his. He carefully lifted the lid and climbed inside, curling himself up before resetting the lid atop the barrel. So long as nobody came and nailed it down, he would be safe here until the ship docked once more. Then, heโd finally be free, on some new Isla, in some new town where he could start over. Get a real job, rent a room of his ownโthe visions of a new life invigorated Jonah as he curled up in the confines of the barrel. He was really doing itโthis was really happening. He could barely contain his excitement. He was finally on his way to a new land.ย
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At some point, Jonah must have fallen asleep, for he startled awake at the sound of muffled voices wafting through the corridors of the lower levels. His eyes snapped open, only to see absolutely nothing. He tried to stretch his limbs out, then panicked for a moment when he found he couldnโt, before he remembered where he was, and tried to calm his nerves.ย
Itโs okay, he told himself. Nobody is coming to check the cargo. He focused on his breathโin, and out. Inโฆ and out.ย
Soon, however, he heard footsteps growing louder as they approached the cargo hold.
โSurely one of these has the rum,โ said a gruff voice.ย
Jonah froze, holding his breath.ย
โIโm telling you, we drank it all,โ came another, โBest pick up some more at the next port.โย
โAgh,โ groaned the first, โYouโre so full of shite.โย
Jonah, to his horror, heard the sound of wood against wood, mere feet away from where he sat.ย
โOh yes, pop them all open, why donโt you,โ the smoother voice said sarcastically.
โI fuckinโ will!โ grunted the gruff one.
Jonah felt tears of panic in his eyes. This couldnโt be happeningโplease donโt check this one please donโt check this one please donโ
The orange light of a lantern flooded Jonahโs vision, and he squinted hard against it as the lid of the barrel was thrown open. He froze, panic like ice in his chest, and gazed up into the light at the two shocked faces above him.
Their shock quickly turned, as two crooked smiles overcame their faces.
โWell well wellโฆโ said the gruff voice, a man with a scraggly beard and a bandana around his head. โWhat โave we got here?โ
โSeems weโve found ourselves a little stowaway,โ smiled the smooth-voiced one, a taller man with a scar on his cheek and a gold earring.ย
โDonโt suppose you know this one, do ya Graves?โ
โCanโt say I do,โ said the gruff oneโGravesโeyeing Jonah like he was a freshly grilled steak. โThough he sure is a pretty little thing, ainโt he?โ
โPleaseโIโm sorry, just, just let me leave, IโllโIโll get off as soon as weโre at the next portโplease!โ Jonah pleaded, tears rapidly welling up in his eyes. โJust donโt tell anyone Iโm here!โ
Jonah paled when the two men laughed and laughed, before strong, rough hands reached in to haul him out of the barrel. The two men dragged Jonah out and threw him onto the floor. Jonah hastily turned to face them in a kneeling position.ย
โPlease!โ He cried. โPlease I beg of you, just donโt tell anyoneโI mean no harm!โ At least, for all his time with Carlisle, heโd had plenty of practice at begging for mercy.
โAww, you hear that Crowe?โ Graves chided. โHe says he donโt mean no harm.โย
โOh, Iโm sure he donโt,โ Crowe laughed, knocking Jonah over easily with a single sharp kick to his side.
Crowe stepped his foot down onto the side of Jonahโs face, leaning down to press the boyโs cheekbone hard into the wooden floorboards.ย
โWeโre just gonna have to see if the captain believes you.โย
Crowe kept his boot pressed down firmly on the side of Jonahโs head to hold him down. Jonah groaned in pain against the floor, convinced his head would split clean open if Crowe put even an ounce more weight on it.ย
โGrab something to tie him up, would ya Graves?โย
โAlready on it, mate,โ came Gravesโ rough voice, now a few feet away. Jonah couldnโt see what he was doing, but he heard his heavy footsteps approach once more and struggled weakly on the floor, still pinned down beneath Croweโs savage boot.ย
โAye, thatโll do, wonโt it,โ Crowe clapped Graves on the back as the man bent down to wrestle Jonahโs arms behind his back. Jonah tried to writhe against the man, but Crowe was quick to lift his foot for a moment before stomping down hard on the side of Jonahโs head, sending white stars popping through his vision and making the whole room swim. Jonah cried out and went limp for just long enough for Graves to tie the boyโs hands roughly behind him with thick, coarse rope. Crowe stepped off of Jonahโs head only to lean down and wrench a fist into his hair, hauling the boy back up onto his knees.ย
Graves, seemingly reading Croweโs mind, wound the rest of the rope around Jonahโs torso, pinning his arms tightly against his back. Jonah tried to thrash against Croweโs hold, but he only succeeded in making his own scalp burn as he twisted against the hand that held him.ย
Crowe stepped around to Jonah's front to deliver a sharp slap across the side of his face. His head tried to snap to the side with the force of it, but he was still held in place with Croweโs other hand in his hair, so Jonahโs face absorbed the full impact. Jonah gasped and hissed in pain, a fierce heat radiating through the side of his face.ย
โYouโre a fiesty little one, arenโt ya?โ Croweโs crooked smile loomed down over Jonah as he said it, the amusement thick in his voice.ย
โPleโease..โ Jonahโs voice cracked as he held back a sob. This was the worst possible way this escape could have gone. He just prayed whoever this captain was, he would take mercy on Jonah. He tried not to think of how slim the likelihood of that really was.
When Graves had secured the ropes around Jonahโs arms and torso, Crowe hauled Jonah to his feet by the grip in his hair. Jonah stumbled up to follow the motion, his head still spinning with the force of getting kicked into the floorโthe impact of Croweโs boot against his head.ย
โOhh the captainโs gonna love this,โ Graves grinned wide, rubbing his grubby hands together as he stepped back.ย
โIโd say he might even reward us for finding the little rat, wouldnโt you say?โ Crowe smiled back at Graves, his eyes narrowed to delighted slits.
โAye..โ Graves hummed, his voice a low rumble in his throat.ย
โLetโs go, pretty boy. Move.โ Crowe snapped, beginning to drag Jonah out of the cargo hold and down the wooden corridor. Jonah tried to resist at first, keeping his feet stubbornly planted, but a fierce yank on his hair was all it took to have him hissing in pain again and obediently following Crowe through the passageway towards the upper decks, Graves trailing behind them.ย
Jonah let the tears fall silently, praying that this wouldnโt turn out as badly as he feared it would. He saw sunlight stream down from the gap in the ceiling as they neared the staircase, a loud mix of voices sounded from above. As he was marched up the stairs to the upper deck, Jonah pleaded in his mind to anything that was out there that this captain of theirs would be merciful.ย
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Jonah was at Daisyโs house, Heโd been staying there for a month or so now due to Daisyโs condition. Now that Daisy was hibernating he mostly was in charge of making sure she had her medication, and had her bandages changed regularly.
However, Jonah often got bored in the between bits of taking care of Daisy. He didnโt really have much in common with Cosmo or Valem, and he didnโt want to bother Aculia too much.
So he decided to keep himself busy, and went out to the backyard to paint something to put up in Daisyโs house.
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