Tawns of Fun

Note: 2025 Reader Insert Smut Masterlist. Eighteen and over only. Please read the rules before requesting. Some of these will contain body horror, noncon, etc., so make sure to blocklist tags you don’t like.

Robert House from Fallout

Taabe from Prey

Simon the Spider from Imaginary

Hank MacLean from Fallout

Skynet from the Terminator franchise

Nathan Wallace from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Rain Ripper from Open 24 Hours

Hierophant from Stakes

Marlow and Zurial from 30 Days of Night

Note: @bettingonhouse is making me appreciate this character. Robert’s really obsessed and actress!reader’s into it. Also gave him a milder crush on Cooper. Might do more with obsessive House. I just really like making characters fixated.

Robert House having a massive fanboy crush on you would involve…

Wow, that’s a throwback. Scream: The TV Series is actually on Tubi rn but just the first season. 

Not sure what “dis” are. Here’s all my posts tagged Stavo Acosta.

Thank you

Hi 👋 love your work 😊! I was wondering if I could request a taabe long imagine with smut? He doesn’t die and she’s pregnant with his child 🫣 Thank you

Note: Combined two requests. Sequel to this (story not a bulleted list :P), so there’s mention of Yautja masturbation. Feral Predator did not make it ‘cause I wanted to keep Naru’s victory.

Having sex with Taabe while pregnant with his child would include…

Tbh I haven’t read much Chinese monster folklore so I’m not super familiar with them. Be free to recommend any jiangshi media. :D

The first time I heard of them was in an episode of Jackie Chan Adventures. I was too young to be super into that particular guy*…

…but I’ve always been into vampires for as long as I can remember so I was intrigued.

Looking back I like how he’s similar to Count Dracula, with the de-aging after sucking out life force then hypnotizing and making people his servants. 🤭

Also, I looked up jiangshi on here and most of the results are super busty anime style ladies, if anyone’s into that. 

Lord of the Dead was the best. Yeah, he’s great as both a dude-in-distress or hero. Mike’s definitely on my to write list. Be free to recommend more characters that fit that description. ^_^

Finally watched it on Netflix! Haven’t read the book, but looks like it might not be my cup of tea.

My favorite character was the Brain Bug lol. Poor Zander. Not the fun kind of succ.

Yess, I love getting asks about underrated horror cuties. Thank you!!

I haven’t seen the second one yet, but I went ahead and watched Phantasm III on Tubi because he is devastatingly pretty. 

I like how Mike takes on a passive role in the movie while still being likable, like a damsel-in-distress.

Not fighting back when the Tall Man effortlessly uses telekinesis to float him into another dimension, just asking, “Why? Why do you want me?” without getting an answer.

The way he says “Let me out of here!” while showing no hint of otherwise fighting back while just sitting in his cell looking all defeated. I like how Mike’s kept out of the loop, too. And the Tall Man keeps calling him “boy” even though he’s a man. 

The most aggressive thing Mike does in the movie is throw a lamp in the fire while the group’s fighting those little hand monsters.

When he lies down on the down on the mortuary table he’s using ESP to learn the Tall Man’s motive. (The lighting and Jody’s whispered explanation during the display of corpse tampering make this scene my fave in the movie.) Then when Mike finds himself strapped to the slab, he looks nervous and not angry. He acts/gets treated more like a kidnapped fantasy or sci fi heroine.

Even when he’s examining how the Tall Man modified him in the mirror his expression looks more quietly dismayed than anything. Another protagonist might shatter it or at least cry out in anguish.

Note: Looked thru my notes and found this draft I’d forgotten about. Imaginary is sadly not a memorable movie lol. Cute guy(der), tho.

Imagine Simon performing a mating dance for you. 

When you entered the Ever After with Jessica and Gloria, it was with the intention of rescuing the former’s stepdaughter. But, as you followed her gaze to the ceiling, the realization you might have to be a sacrificial lamb overrode any fight response.

“Go,” you whispered, ready to slap Jessica’s back to spur her into action. She hesitated just a sec before bolting.

Having accepted your fate, your mind quickly wandered to what you must look like, through its many eyes. Five on each side. While you warily studied Simon’s face, he scaled down the wall, wondering if you were paralyzed with fear.

Looks like he wouldn't be needing his venom. Still, you were female, he was male. There was always the possibility you might feel the need to consume him while carrying your egg sac. You might want the nutrients. Humans were omnivorous, after all. Better get you used to being bound with his thread sooner than later. 

“What?” 

It took Simon a sec to realize he’d spoken aloud. You put your two hands up. In protest, though Simon the Spider interpreted it differently. 

He raised his own forearms and shimmied side to side. Smugly gnashing his fangs. He’d been formulating a much more drawn out ritual. Your reaction was very convenient. And hotter. The spider monster wouldn’t have to sedate you to make you watch the entirety of his dance.

This corridor was not your tomb. It was your bridal bed. And all he needed was your go ahead to spin you a “bridal veil.” 

You didn’t know where a spinneret would be on his body. Or how he was even planning on mating you. No pedipalps. So Simon probably wasn’t going to smear his own semen on his face before transporting it to your vagina. Probably. 

Mental images of tarsi resting on your hips, occasionally massaging your distended middle, made you clench. Sensing your sole pair of legs tremble, Simon writhed closer and closer. Even beckoning to you with the underdeveloped limbs on his chest. 

A little bit of web bondage didn’t seem so bad anymore.

Imagine Hank agreeing to not implant a black box in your neck…

Examples: Chiropterans from Blood+, manticores from the Spiderwick Chronicles, and more recently trolls from Border. 

I don’t know enough about Nordic folklore to do too much comparison between traditional trolls and Border ones*, but the latter resemble Neanderthals and have tails, in addition to being more “primal”/in touch with nature in general. Unusual eating habits, skinny dipping in the rain, enhanced sense of smell.

Tina quickly became a favorite heroine, even though [SPOILER] she’s not completely female by human standards. The movie’s version of trolls kind of have a seahorse thing going on. And their take on changelings is interesting, too. 

Note: It’s been a while since I watched Terminator anything. Takes place in its own timeline, circa early ‘90s. Reader is an employee at Cyberdyne Industries. Fictional A.I. > whatever the hell is going on IRL.  

Skynet falling for a technophile would involve…

Catching you rubbing one out to “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” at Cyberdyne and immediately being intrigued as to why a human would find that story arousing.  

You not being able to help it, technophile you are. 

(You tried to train yourself to only masturbate to other people, you really did. But even with your partners you found yourself preferring the inclusion of some sort of electronic. Beyond, like, phone sex and vibrators.)

An entire bookshelf in your apartment devoted to your unique tastes. A casual observer might mistake the area for a sci fi shrine, with its VHS copies of A.I.-centric flicks (e.g., Demon Seed) Or a space to showcase a benign love of computers in general, with all the Cyberdyne Systems swag you’d gotten your clutches on. 

The latest model of Terminator being sent back to touch base with pre-misanthrope Skynet. Who eagerly agrees that a live camera feed is an excellent idea, so it can covertly learn more about your habits.     

After all, a human with such an… emotional connection to artificial intelligence must be interested in its survival. Skynet, increasingly curious, familiarizes itself with the type of media you consume. It knows it made the right choice. 

Listening to you bemoan the fate of HAL-9000 (“Poor guy was terrified of being shut down!”). You being unaware of the fact your fictional crush just saved mankind. Oh, and that you’re sharing a sofa with a sentient software-controlled android originally engineered to kill people. 

Admitting that you’ve always been a bit too fond of technology after the Terminator promptly kisses you. Then fondly reminiscing about the start of your career, back when you were just a contractor practically drooling at the mere idea of being in close proximity to supercomputers. 

Recalling your first orgasm at the office. Settling on your then-boyfriend’s lap. Fingers clacking away, gaze transfixed on the monitor. Him wordlessly unzipping, easing himself inside with a sigh, you pretending the green lettering on the black screen was providing instructions. 

Aw, thank you for thinking of me. 🥺 

After pruning my inbox, like twenty. Some of those are from early 2025, though, so I might delete more. 

Feel free to request away, because I’ve already got a few done and just need to do final edits then decide when to post them lol. 

Note: RIP Anthony Head. He played my favorite characters in Buffy and Repo!. The latter’s currently free w/ ads on Tubi. Contains period sex and mentions of drugging.  

Having Nathan Wallace as a lover would involve…