Jun 16, 2024
When I take the "a Kryptonian for every Bat" too far
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When I take the "a Kryptonian for every Bat" too far
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headcanon generator: tim drake canāt sit in a chair properly
Bruce: Walks into the batcave, sees Tim at the batcomputer, doing research for a case
Tim: Sat with his left leg tucked underneath himself, his right leg propped up on the cushion, all while attempting to balance so that the spinning chair wonāt actually spin
Bruce: āWhat are you doing?ā
Tim: āResearch.ā
Bruce:
Tim: āItās comfortable.ā
Bruce: āI can feel the stiffness in your joints.ā
Tim: Sighs and sits normally
Bruce: Leaves
Tim: Under his breath, āI can feel your joints meh meh mehā mocking him
Tim: Immediately going back to his original position
Bruce: āI can feel your nerves compressingā in Timās ear
Tim: Quickly turns around, only to realize that no one is there
Tim: Fixes his posture while a shiver goes down his spine
inspired by my mom who loves to say that she can physically feel when my brother and i are uncomfortable
Oh nothing just Dick hacking and borrowing things from the batcomputer when he feels like it.
Titans United #2
Nightwing (Vol. 4) #121
Jazz and the baby Talons
The tiny Talons were clones of Dick Grayson, and Jazz had no idea how to explain them! She just found them in her room after Dani brought them to her.
She found them and saved the fellow clones! Like a good big sister!
Jazz wasn't sure what to say, but she took the clones with her and took care of them.
Dani seemed to love the idea of being a big sister, and Jazz didn't really want to return the children.
Dick was pretty confused as he saw the red-haired women with baby Grayson's in the Social Media. They look like him, but baby? Something is wrong with the Batcomputer
Broke: Bruce has strict rules about Batcomputer usage and will lecture any Robin that attempts to use it for something other then crime fighting.
Woke: Bruce has rules for Batcomputer usage, but when he catches one of his Robins using it to play Subway Surfers or Tetris, he will always allow them to finish the game/level before taking the controls back. Sometimes he has been known to even participate in a round of Subway Surfers. (He is spectacularly bad at it.)
Bespoke: Bruce has ārulesā for Batcomputer usage, but they change wildly depending on his mood, the position of the sun, what child heās talking to, and if heās had coffee sometime in the past eight hours. Sometimes, the Batcomputer ācan only be used for casework, Jasonā; other times, the Batcomputer āis the perfect medium for a Disney movie, Damianā; and on special occasions, the Batcomputer is āa adequate console for Just Dance, Cass, of course we should play.ā
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reading ao3 on the batcomputer
"Batman and Sable Lady"
Batman Headcanon
I have a head canon that at least once, Bruce has tried to change the Batcomputer's voice to sound like someone he knows.
For funny options: He used to make it sound like various celebrities. His kids found out, and now have a rotating cast of famous people and characters that the computer can imitate. This has resulted in memorable events such as the voice of Elmo informing a very sleep-deprived Tim of a new Riddler attack and Tim temporarily wondering if angels were muppets.
For romantic options: He once set the computer to sound like his crush (insert your favorite ship), and then forgot about it, and then was extremely embarrassed when the crush/another friend visited the cave and heard the voice.
For angsty options: A. The original voice that he designed for the batcomputer was intended to imitate Martha Wayne (which Alfred did not like). B. After Jason's death, Bruce set the computer to imitate Jason's voice. He was furious when Tim changed it, but Tim, Dick, Babs, and Alfred all insisted that it was better for his mental health to not constantly be listening to the robotic ghost of his dead son.