Red Robin

You laid an egg???

☝️Batman laid an egg, i just hatched from it.

im grateful for the (Red Hood) clarification though i dont want to be on the receiving end of this kind of… hatred ? lust? strangeness.

it’s always “that was irresponsible red robin” and “don’t do that again without telling me first” and never “wow you looked really cool when you jumped off that building”

I love Tim so much guys. You don't even understand. He's just so funny and real sometimes. And I love that one of the tags was "it was in the plan sorry no one pays attention to the middle child" because of course he planned jumping off a building. Of course it wasn't that the plan messed up somewhere along the way and he ended up having to jump of a building, no he planned that. Of course he would mess up his very elaborate multi step contingency plan. Of course he didn't see anything wrong with this and therefore showed the plan to his family and of course they just didn't pay attention. Or another option is that he knew that they would see something wrong with him jumping off a building but also knew they wouldn't pay attention to him or notice when he mentioned it when going over the plan. Ahhhh! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

the other night NW was talking about a snack he was “given” and he basically described breaking and entering to raid someone’s fridge

really off my game today, cracked a fuckin rib.

pro tip, dont do that

pro tip, crack the same rib on the other side to even it out

how do I know you arent a really good liar impersonating my friend 🤨

why would i choose to be this way

happy birthday red robin

you both have the same birthday, is that a soulmate thing?

i’d like to think so

….no…

do you want to hang out 👁️👁️

do you want to hang out 👁️👁️