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After dinner, Bard and Wolfram shared a cigarette and played a few rounds of cards together.
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It has been 244 days since the Kuroshitsuji hiatus was announced.
After dinner, Bard and Wolfram shared a cigarette and played a few rounds of cards together.

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Yes, I am cheering you on for No Man's Land smut.
Thank you so much! â€ïž
It took a while for me to get back to this story because my ADD makes me switch focus at the drop of a hat. đ
Here's a taste of what I have for it so far:
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When I slot against his hole, he lets out a low moan, tilting his hips upward as he gazes at me through his eyelashes.
For a moment I can only stare- I am hyperaware of the blades of dead grass under my knees, every individual lash lining his whiskey-golden eyes. The perfection of his cupidâs bow.
I silently thank God or Devil, whoever kept me alive up until this point, long enough for me to bed this beautiful man.
We gasp into each otherâs mouths as the molten heat of his insides part with a sucking kiss, drawing in the first few inches almost effortlessly- which tells me Iâm not the only one heâs taken recently.Â
Heâs probably fucking Wolfram too.
Shit, thatâs so hot. Needy slut.
I lean back and pull his thighs apart to watch my cock sink into him, then flick my gaze back up to his face to see his eyes hood, darken as he takes me.Â
My length is wet, glistening as I slide in and out of him. The majorâs hands dig into the earth, popping out grassroots as he arches prettily.
âUhnnn, KapitĂ€nâŠâ
âYou like that?â I grunt, hips meeting his with a punishing slap.
Sebastianâs cheeks pink, and his cock flexes. He nods tightly in response.
âShit, youâre so fucking pretty.â I tell him, grinding my hips in a small circle until he lets out a broken moan.
God, I wanna fuck into him till he goes blind, but the last thing I need is for one of his men to see me walk outta this tent and their major come limping out behind me. So I drag out and push in carefully. Leaning forward, I kiss and nip the inside of his knee.Â
âHarder,â He gasps. âFuck me like you hate me.â
I laugh darkly.
âYou like it hard?â When I thrust in to the root Sebastian practically sobs, tossing his head to the side- his hair spills like ink around his face.
I hold him open for the deepest possible strike, and his mouth falls open with a slutty moan.
Fuck, that sound on his lipsâŠ
âYes,â He breathes, âYes, just like thatâŠâ
âGonna ruin this hole,â I seethe as I fuck into him without restraint. âHope your men arenât alarmed when you have trouble walking tomorrow.â
The Major canât answer. Only pitchy cries come from his lips, and Iâm getting worried someone on either side may hear us, even if they are black-out drunk.
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Multichapters
Where Demons Hide (Sebaciel; Sebard; Multi | Modern Mafia AU) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/19350790/
Suicide Candy (WDH side story) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48185179/
Cardiac Tamponade (Sebard, Sebagni, Vindee, Multi) | Modern Hospital AU | NB Sebastian) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/38380138/
The Glue That Binds Us (Sebardagni, Post-Apocalyptic Sickfic AU) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307326/chapters/140308462
Like So Many Snowflakes (Sebard, Canon, Christmas) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/43562187/
Synchronize (Sebagni, Seb & Tanaka, Vincent/Tanaka, Modern Chronic Illness AU) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/44907493/
Deadly Nightshade (Sebaciel | Post Canon | Mystery) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/18502054/
The Vampire's Tale (Sebaciel | Medieval AU | Vampire Seb/Priest Ciel) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/20006620
Series
The Promise (Sebard | Modern AU | Hurt/Comfort) - https://archiveofourown.org/series/1528634
WDH Side Stories - https://archiveofourown.org/series/1846657
Oneshots
â50 Years Henceâ (~Sebaciel, Post-Canon)
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36573046
Tumblr - https://plague-of-insomnia.com/post/188644325466/50
"Affinity & Agony" (Sebaciel | Post Campania) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/21314836
"Bard's Naughty Maid" (Sebard | Modern AU | PWP) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/19729165
âBleeding Shadowsâ (Sebawolf | Canon | Whump) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37155967/
"The Cabin" (Sebaciel | Modern AU | Creepypasta/Horror) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/20785793
âCome Play With Usâ (Sebard | Modern AU | Creepypasta)
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36592183
Tumblr: https://plague-of-insomnia.com/post/666407573946318848/omg-i-know-this-is-a-reference-to-the-shining-but
"Do You Think They Can Hear Us Through the Tent?" -(Bardwolf | Modern AU | PWP) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/19476211
âEye of the Stormâ - (Sebard | Modern AU | Sickfic, Fluff) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/44247121
"Haunted & Horny" (Sebaciel | Modern AU | PWP) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/21162545
âNot So Differentâ form. âBardâs Book of Murderâ (Sebard | Canon | Gen)
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56553178
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/plague-of-insomnia/707988743051689984/wip-wednesday-bards-book-of-murder
"Voyeur" (Sebard | Canon | PWP) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/24620380
âWhisky Nightsâ (Sebard | Canon) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/51412441
Drabbles/Ficlets (Tumblr Only)
Canon Sebard - Train (Sebard | Canon) - https://plague-of-insomnia.com/post/648037853889200128/canon-sebard-snippet-01-first-meeting-train
Canon Sebard - Steamship (Sebard | Canon) - https://plague-of-insomnia.com/post/648216882747523073/canon-sebard-snippet-02-fever-on-board-the
âDeck The Hallsâ (Sebaciel | Canon) - https://plague-of-insomnia.com/post/189494329691/ciel-is-not-into-christmas-its-hard-to-feel
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In/Exhale - Season 1, A03 (completed) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/21574096
In/Exhale - Season 2, AO3 (completed)- https://archiveofourown.org/works/37876594/
In/Exhale, Season 3, AO3 (updating weekly) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/62027536/
In/Exhale, General Info & Other Seasons - http://chiealeman.com/available-fiction/inexhale/
oKAY, but... Wolfram. Bard. Both former soldiers, likely with PTSD, both can't cook, both don't do feelings very well, and both are fiercely loyal. What if they were grumping together about Sebastian's inability to respect their respective local cuisines? Getting to chatting? Bard making Wolf *laugh* with some cheerfully snarky remark? Working through trauma together? I want to hear your thought on this!
Other similarities include being gruff, intimidating men who are scary as hell on the battlefield but secretly have a soft side around their found family, and finding new purpose through serving and protecting a young child with the weight of the world on his/her shoulders. Added to the all the factors you listed, that gives Wolf and Bardroy acres of common ground. The two men start to bond as they work together on occasions when Sieglinde and O!Ciel collab. Increasingly, the chef makes excuses to visit Wolfram at Sieglindeâs estate âbecause I was just passinâ through,â or to take the German out for a pint at one of the local taverns. It might turn into mutual pining, with neither man aware that the other reciprocates his feelings, and both too nervous about ruining the friendship to confess. Of course, somethingâs got to giveâDoes Sieglinde encourage Wolf to make the first move? Do the Phantomhive servants intervene on Bardâs behalf? Regardless, they eventually cross that threshold and officially start dating (though at this point, theyâve basically been a couple for months now đ). Neither Bard nor Wolf is overtly sentimental; instead, they show their love tacitly, through shared cigarettes, bandaging each otherâs wounds, or holding their partner when the nightmares creep in.
TL;DR: I thoroughly approve of strong soft bois falling in love and healing from their trauma together!

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(Trying to bring a touch of good vibes in right now in the form of a fandom related distraction)
Who are the top five characters you ship with Bard, and what tropes do you like that ship playing into? Poly ships counts as their own ship/person (like sebardciel for one, sebard for another)
Ahhh thank you @gabedemon so much for this ask and intent behind it I really do appreciate itâŠ!!!
Plus I love this ask anyway!
HmmmmmâŠ. I could definitely make this list longer than just 5, but here are my top five characters to ship with Bard, roughly in order:
Sebastian (Sebard) - definitely my top pick, and what Iâve written the most of by far. Especially now that we know Bardâs backstory and have that enemies to lovers energy, I ship them even more. (And no I donât care that itâs not and never will be canon.)
Agni (Bardagni) - this seems like a crack ship, I know. Bard probably only even met Agni a handful of times in canon and we never see them interact, but for AUs, thereâs so much potential there (especially if it turns into a poly ship like #4, and we have someone like Sebastian in the middle). I see them having a kind of âwe would normally never have clicked but in this situation it worksâ kind of vibe. Actually have a few fics with them I would love to write someday, but as of yet, have not. I donât even know if any Bardagni content exists⊠(probably not) đ
Sebastian & Ciel (Sebardciel) - this is a ship I kinda stumbled into by accident but I really love the potential between the three of them since theyâre all so different. I see Ciel being the âbossâ and surprising Bard a bit by how much of a Dom he isâBard isnât used to being bossed around in the bedroom, but I think he finds he kinda likes it..?? Donât have anything officially done for this ship yet either (only stuff Iâve written privately), but do have a few ideas I hope will come to fruition soon.
Sebastian & Agni (Sebardagni) - I have really fallen for this poly ship, even if itâs only been in brainstorming sessions so far lol. I really only see this happening in AUs, but I think Agni can be a bit protective of his lover(s) even if it means from one of his other lovers. So I think there can be conflict there (in the best way, ofc). For example, if Agni was initially with Bard and Seb comes along, he may be distrustful of Seb and want to âshieldâ Seb from him, maybe even be jealous. Or, if he was with Seb first, he may not like Bard and may not think that he will look for Sebâs best interestsâŠ. Again, I havenât written any of this officially yet, but I really want to (unless you count this I guess). Even though this is #4 on the list, itâs one of the ships I want to write about the most (that I havenât already).
Wolf (Bardwolf) - I actually HAVE written this once. It was a request when I was still pretty new to the fandom, and not something I would have necessarily come up with on my own, but I can see a lot of potential there. Even in canon, it could be a bit cracky but amusing since they donât speak each otherâs language and probably donât get along (at first). I could also see a modern AU where theyâre both (ex) military men.
I could also see Bardciel, Bardlau, Bard/Terry, Bard/Mey, Bard/BeastâŠ. And donât even get me started on other poly possibilitiesâŠ. I could go onâŠ. But yeah guess those are my top 5.
Thank you so much this did calm me down some. đ„°
Seb/Bard/Wolf is fun but consider...: Agni/Bard/Wolf. Wolf and Agni have little to no mercy dealing with Bard as they manhandle him and pass him around like a blunt, taking turns and eventually fucking him at the same timeđł Considering the way Bard is depicted as the whole masculine figure and all that, I think itâs only fair Wolf/Agni take him down a pegđ
Anon, I was so thrilled when I got this ask because I almost never get smutty asks like this!! đ„ Iâm sorry I couldnât respond sooner.
I absolutely love the idea of Bard being taken on both ends at once... Iâve always HC Agni as a rough loverâyeah heâs a sweetheart now but he was a criminal once, and that side of him comes out when he fucks.
So Wolf is pounding Bard from behind and Agni is choking him on his cock, just gripping his hair tight and forcing his cock balls deep down Bardâs throat. Drool dribbling down his chin, Wolfâs huge hands leaving bruises on Bardâs hips. The big German murmuring curses in his native tongue as he thrusts harder and harder, chasing his release but at the same time never wanting this to end. Bard clearly doesnât bottom too often because heâs so fucking tight and hot and fuccckk... and looking up and seeing that beautiful Indian man with a devilish smirk as he forces his cock into a greedy mouth???
And meanwhile, Bardâs own cock is hard and heavy between his legs, leaking pre-cum on the floor as he struggles to remain in one position as heâs plowed from both ends.
Perhaps Agni praises Bard for how beautiful he looks taking his cock. Maybe he rewards him by pulling him off just long enough for him to take a deep breath before shoving his huge cock back in that delicious mouth.
Seb would wonder why the poor chef canât seem to walk or talk right the next day... is he coming down with something?
But also imagineâ Seb/Bard/Agni/Wolf â Seb is so fucking sassy, it would be nice to see him stuffed so full the only sounds he can make are muffled moans.
Bard and Agni DPing him while Wolf shoves his enormous, thick cock in that fangy mouth, tugging hard on his black hair every time he gets a bit too devilish with those dangerous teeth, the pain making the demonâs dick twitch, clenching around the two men inside him.
Bard on his back, looking up at Sebâs lips stretched wide around Wolfâs cock, Sebâs dick hard between them as Agni thrusts from behind, hand wrapped around Sebâs throat, shivering each time his cock rubs over the head of Bardâs dick inside that tight hole.
In this position, Bard canât move much, except to scratch his fingernails along Sebâs thighs, biting his lip at how beautiful and debauched that perfect butler is right now, how he grunts and growls whenever Bard teases his neglected cock. Squeezing it, fisting it, slow strokes. Releasing it, watching the precum collect and stick in thin strands before smoothing it around the head, making Sebastianâs back arch, desperate for more.
None of them can last long in this torturous dance, and as much as they love to come inside Sebastian, the satisfaction in pulling out and coating his body in cum is far more alluring. Skin flushed, completely used and gaping... and hard again before any of the other men can even catch their breath.
Now which one will be plowed next by the horny demon??