ApocalypticRomantic666

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

since they used a pic of shane for this i like to imagine this is an in-universe article that gay times wrote because of shaydens insisting that the pike children are paid actors

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

do it on the clock are you stupid