ApocalypticRomantic666

you ever finger someone so hard it makes you a little dumb too

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

me today

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Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

"rpf is weird" okay???? so is whatever these fuckers have going on????

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

Being a domesticated animal must be so weird. You see a big ape and you just think "I like that guy. I trust him. He looks like my friend."

I like to think that our pets look at us and think we're cute. Whenever I'm insecure about my appearance I imagine that dogs who wag their tail at me when I pass them on the street must be thinking that I look really adorable in my little outfit.