#asudijon

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

Oh, hell yeah! Does this grant me exclusive cult access? Sign me up! 

do the sexy love™ with: @austinfrederickson is the hottest, and seems like the most fun. 

sacrifice myself for: @hamadatoto is BAE and must be protected at all costs.

kick: @heath-lemon. Soccer players have hard shins, he can take it!

take to prom: @aspenfrederickson, I guess? I feel like I can’t do any of the mean shit with her if I want a chance with Austin, so...

abandon in jurassic park: @dijonnoginger. You like dinosaurs, right?

push off a bridge: @zoe-tomago. I can’t think of any other use for her. 

I literally love all of the lh8 and I could probably write pages upon pages about them all but then we’d be here all day! They might treat me like #baby which fair but I still love them, especially @dijonnoginger and @aspenfrederickson/@austinfrederickson (sorry @kyohamada you’re 3rd on the list~).

I SWEAR ON HOT GIRLS AND ROBOTS THAT NOTHING IN THE WORLD COULD GET ME TO WANNA STEP INTO THAT KINDA MESS AGAIN. AND HOT GIRLS AND ROBOTS MATTER WAY MORE TO ME THAN CHEETOS AND NOODLE BURGERS DO TO YOU! And this part’s strictly between you and me, aight? But I figured it’d be more convincing than swearing on anything else, so you get to be the lucky guy who finds out that I finally slept with Greta. Twice. So, you know, I’m good.

IT’S ONLY A MESS BECAUSE YOU’RE MESSY, I LIVE WITH ZOE, I KNOW FIRSTHAND SHE’S VERY VERY NEAT! ALSO, YOU TAKE THAT BACK, NO ONE LOVES ANYTHING MORE THAN I LOVE CHEETOS, I EVEN NAMED MY CAT AFTER THEM! But also woooooooah, what? I thought she was hooking up with Heath, when did she switch to hooking up with you instead? Or is she hooking up with you BOTH at the same time? Did you guys have a threesome??? Also, if you want me to really believe you swear on Greta’s boobs instead of robots and hot girls, it’ll mean more when there’s a face attached to your swear!

The San Fransokyo kids try to act normal in public, but behind closed doors, there's a lot more going on... Multiship; drabbles for various pairings and for all 7 together.