Additional Tags: Beta Unstable Universe, Researcher ParrotX2, Avian ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF), Evilfies | Evil Wifies (Video Blogging RPF), Clone Wifies (Video Blogging RPF), Dubious Ethics, Dubious Morality, Minecraft Mechanics, Mentioned Spokeishere (Video Blogging RPF), Canon Compliant, tons of references to uu, Potential duo, but ... squared, basically all my thoughts on them poured into one, Research, though the subject is depending on who you ask, parrot's wings are clipped
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Additional Tags: Beta Unstable Universe, Researcher ParrotX2, Avian ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF), Evilfies | Evil Wifies (Video Blogging RPF), Clone Wifies (Video Blogging RPF), Dubious Ethics, Dubious Morality, Minecraft Mechanics, Mentioned Spokeishere (Video Blogging RPF), Canon Compliant, tons of references to uu, Potential duo, but ... squared, basically all my thoughts on them poured into one, Research, though the subject is depending on who you ask, parrot's wings are clipped, beta uuparrot and uuparrot are different people
I think of this fic that I wrote almost half a decade ago and it’s like wow. This silly little Drabble really did not deserve all those kudos and bookmarks but you don’t know how silly happy younger me was. I miss 00Q
[CHAPTER 6] The sun, the sea, and all the ways you undo me
“I said what I said,” Quackity replied with a shrug, breezy, like he hadn’t just lobbed an emotional grenade into the middle of the table. Like he hadn’t spent the last year and a half doing the exact opposite of this. “I get why people fawn over him. It’s whatever. He’s got that whole tortured-poet thing going on. I’m not afraid to admit it.”
Charlie nearly toppled sideways in his chair. “You just called Wilbur Soot cool.”
“Okay, yeah, he’s annoying as hell,” Quackity said quickly, pointing at him, “and he talks like he’s being recorded for an indie film. But I’m not gonna lie— he’s good at what he does. That’s respectable.”
Purpled blinked. Once. Twice. “Dude. Since when?”
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Quackity POV after a month hiatus who cheered. me and the other 7 tntduo fans!
tags below the cut :)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot minor dreamnotfound, skephalo, and established beeduo
Characters: Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, Dream SMP Ensemble, Sleepy Bois Inc. (Video Blogging RPF), Lovejoy (Lovejoy)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Rivals to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Pining, Banter, Arguing, Valentine's Day, Phil Watson | Philza is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is So Whipped, Oblivious Alexis | Quackity, Alexis | Quackity is So Done, actually, everyone is so done, Schlatt is A Menace, almost the entirety of the dsmp cast is here, spot your fav, Student Council, Debate Club, all that good high school jazz, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Idiots in Love, Childhood Friends, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending, Long Chapters, Slow Burn
Initial anomaly: Attachment.
Secondary anomaly: Possessive restructuring of environment.
Final anomaly: Self-authored mythos.
Subject maintained throughout that he was not identical to ‘him’.
ERROR: Data does not support this claim.
// Or, Unstable Universe, as told from Wifies's perspective.
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Yoyo surprise! longfic from me. prologue of a retelling of uu through wifies's eyes is up. Tune in if you are mayhaps interested. Tags below the cut. Link!
Rating: Not Rated
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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I want you to know that i’m awake / i hope that you’re asleep
Jacob’s ladder, except Flux wasn’t the dreamer.
He must be a sick man for wanting to be with someone like me.
// Or, winter comes every year, and with that, Flux is reminded of what he can never have.
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Read it on ao3 here!
Hihi :) first published fic for polarityduo! this can be read romantically or platonically to be honest. I really enjoy writing character studies and mentally ill characters so here. Tags beneath the cut
Rating: Not Rated
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Additional Tags: Introspection, Character Study, Angst, Fluixon-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Fluixon Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Seasonal Affective Disorder, References to Depression, flux is just not okay, Self-Hatred, Possibly Unrequited Love, this could be read platonically or romantically, State SMP Season 2.5, State SMP Season 2.0, As A Backstory, Mild Gore, aculon family is mentioned, Canon Compliant
[CHAPTER 3] The sun, the sea, and all the ways you undo me
“I mean, Valentine's Day’s coming up.”
Wilbur looked up, confused, still recovering from emotional whiplash.
“Your point being?”
Schlatt grinned, that infuriating, knowing smirk tugging at his lips. “You're still rivals, right? Or… enemies? Well, either way, this is some golden intel for you to actually get under his skin.”
Wilbur blinked. As if remembering. Oh, right.
Schlatt shrugged. “Just saying. Maybe write him a poem. Slip it in his locker. Or— even better, get him a bouquet of flowers and give it to him. You know, as a joke.” He suggested. “Throw him off his game.”
Wilbur snorted, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms. “Yeah, hilarious. I’m sure he’d be totally disarmed by my… wit.”
“Exactly,” Schlatt said, chuckling low and satisfied. “Just a joke. You love jokes.”
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happy new years :) starting 2026 with a tntduo fic hell nah were doomed. linked here. Tags (just updated!) + info under the cut :)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Dream SMP
Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Ranboo/Toby Smith | Tubbo, Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Zak Ahmed | Skeppy/Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo
Characters: Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, Dream SMP Ensemble, Sleepy Bois Inc. (Video Blogging RPF), Lovejoy (Lovejoy)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Rivals to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Pining, Banter, Arguing, Valentine's Day, Phil Watson | Philza is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is So Whipped, Oblivious Alexis | Quackity, Alexis | Quackity is So Done, actually, everyone is so done, Schlatt is A Menace, almost the entirety of the dsmp cast is here, spot your fav, Student Council, Debate Club, all that good high school jazz, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Idiots in Love, Wilbur Soot-centric, Childhood Friends, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending
“It’s called critical thinking, sunshine, ever heard of it?” Wilbur finally closed his notebook with a soft thud. “God forbid we apply more than two seconds of thought to anything. Wouldn’t want to strain you.”
“Don’t call me that — And no, what you do is overthinking. There’s a difference,” Quackity gave him a pointed look. “At least I don’t need a thesaurus and a superiority complex to say it.”
“I don’t use a thesaurus,” Wilbur replied. “I just read.”
Quackity rolled his eyes so hard it was a wonder they didn’t get stuck. “See, that. You’re so pretentious.”
// Or, alternatively: global warming is real, hearts are everywhere, and Wilbur is very mad about all of it. Mostly at Quackity.
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Hi hi! Who's up for a classic tntduo high school rivalry au with a hint of childhood friends, whipped wilbur, and sbi? I know I am! So much so that I wrote it. Haha. (Info + link under the cut!)
Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot minor dreamnotfound, skephalo, and established beeduo
Characters: Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, Dream SMP Ensemble, Sleepy Bois Inc. (Video Blogging RPF), Lovejoy (Lovejoy)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Rivals to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Pining, Banter, Arguing, Valentine's Day, Phil Watson | Philza is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is So Whipped, Oblivious Alexis | Quackity, Alexis | Quackity is So Done, actually, everyone is so done, Schlatt is A Menace, almost the entirety of the dsmp cast is here, spot your fav, Student Council, Debate Club, all that good high school jazz, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Idiots in Love, Wilbur-soot centric, for now
Language: English
Chapters: 1/11
This has been a brain worm i couldn't quite wiggle out for a long time,,, i have many many ideas with this story, and i hope that you'll go along for the ride