#highschool au

my thoughts on a modern Highschool AU

- The Crows are technically a gang, though it’s more like a glorified club with slightly more criminal activity

- Wylan, Matthias, and Inej did not join the club voluntarily, they just kinda got dragged along bc someone else was also in the club

- Nina smacks Matthias’s ass a lot just to see him embarrassed

- Wylan and Jesper do that thing where you joke about killing your friend’s abusive parents a lot, Inej is getting a little worried that it’s not gonna be a joke for much longer

- Kaz and Inej met because they both use the library to avoid people at lunch. They didn’t talk for a solid 2 months but they sat in the general vicinity of one another

- Nina and Jesper have an ongoing bet of who’s going to get laid first

- Inej tells Jesper about fights when they’re about to happen so he can record them to post

- Wylan nearly shit his pants the first time he talked to Kaz

- Kaz is best known for being able to steal stuff from the school vending machines and cafeteria, no matter how much they increase security

- Inej wins every game of hide and seek she has ever played

- Kaz told everyone he was a vampire in middle school, Inej and Jesper never let him live it down

- Inej constantly gets mistaken for a freshman even when she’s a junior

- Jesper made one short joke towards Inej and she suplexed him for it

- Matthias has the entire Les Mis soundtrack memorized, and yet vehemently denies being a theatre kid

- Nina and Jesper tear it up on the dance floor at every single school dance, while the rest of the crows stand awkwardly off to the side