Crazy au where through a series of coincidences baizhu gets known as a doctor for nonhumans and chaos insure
He got the study immortality and try to find a way to help heal himself and they get a proper Doctor, who does not ask a lot of questions
Featuring
Wisp venti wrapped up in a towel as Jean tries to assess the damage done to him by signoraâs kick and diluc acting as ventis human version of a comfort stuffed animal
All the adepti coming together to coax xiao into the doctorâs office and trying to block all doors and windows so he canât leave. All to try to get that boy some vitamins and therapy
Klee trying to blow up the office in order to not get any shots and then her mother demanding that Klee gets a lollipop or sheâs finishing the job and blowing up the office herself
Changsheng getting into a fight with xianyun about some event in the archon war thatâs been long forgotten by history due to how pointless it was
Baizhu pioneering a brand new field of science that he did not sign up for. And struggling greatly to deal with the absolute bullshit here that comes with it.ďżź
Ei responding to every question about her health with an either âi donât know I forgotâ or âare you questioning the words of the shogun?â so heâs having to cross examine his historical records to find out her medical history.
Baizhu trying to examine nicoles wing for signs of damage, and then being hit with a blast of divine light, blinding him for a good two hours.
Arlechinno biohazard blood requiring a whole hazmat suit and decontamination of his office in order to just give her routine flu vaccine
Baizhu having to become a mechanic as a side job after not only one robot/puppet with a kind of bad attitude walks into his office, but two
Capitano walking in and just asking to be euthanized. And then probably told no he does not offer those servicesâŚ. This was the third person that week to ask that
Albedo and sucrose trying to examine him while heâs doing his examination. Every question he asked heâs getting the same question back.
Trying to draw Skirks blood but the needle snapped immediately. Then after 50 broken needles he finally get the sample only to realize it is so utterly and inhuman therefore heâs gonna have to do his own research to realize what the fuck it means.
Taking flins temperature and watching as it slowly reaches numbers that no human body should ever be able to.
The next appointment it immediately melts as soon as it hits the tongue of mavuika
Zhongli showing up regularly just to watch the chaos for his own amusement and occasionally making things worse or just way harder than they have to be.
The job pays very well but it honestly might be taking years off his life due to this bullshittery


















