Okay I think I got the microbe of the song "Everything at once" and here's my own take on it with the Homeric kings queens and princes or princesses 😁
As sly as a fox -> Odysseus
As strong as an ox -> Hector
As fast as a hare -> Achilles
As brave as a bear -> Patroclus
As free as a bird -> Paris
As neat as a word -> Nestor
As quiet as a mouse -> Phoenix
As big as a house -> Ajax the Great
As mean as a wolf -> Ajax the Lesser
As sharp as a tooth -> Pyrhus/Neoptolemus
As deep as a bite -> Hecuba
As dark as the night -> Sarpedon
As sweet as a song -> Briseis
As right as a wrong -> Palamedes
As long as a road -> Achises
As ugly as a toad -> Thersites
As pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture -> Helen
Strong like a family, strong as I wanna be -> Agamemnon
Bright as day -> Helenus
As light as play -> Chryseis
As hard as nails -> Philoctetes
As grand as a whale -> Antilochus
As warm as the sun -> Cassandra
As silly as fun -> Sinon
As cool as a tree -> Polyxena
As scary as the sea -> Diomedes
As hot as fire -> Troilus
Cold as ice -> Chryses
Sweet as sugar and everything nice -> Scamandrius/Astyanax
As old as time -> Priam
As straight as a line -> Menelaus
As royal as a queen -> Andromache
As buzzed as a bee -> Laocoon
As stealth as a tiger -> Idomeneus
Smooth as a glider -> Teucer
Pure as a melody, pure as I wanna be -> Aeneas
