DEATH WHEN IT COMES WILL HAVE NO SHEEP

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

its so corny and lame to see people advertising their work as "made by humans" like it's a selling point. like you are damning yourself with faint praise you realise that? bright (2017) was made by humans

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that