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My favorite thing ever

headcanoned as queer: GUADALUPE COMILLO

Stuck his head out a car window and “Baa”-ed at a flock of sheep just because he could.

Got bit in the leg by an iguana and was a total drama king about it.

Adopted a parrot, who he then proceeded to argue with almost every single day because the parrot called him a wimp.

Worked as a volunteer worker at the Bayport aquarium and helped rescue the giant sea turtle that had been stolen.

Used his scarf to slide down a ski lift hanger to chase after criminals and let go at the right time to knock them over.

Played matchmaker for Frank several times in an effort to help Frank get over his weird fear of girls.

Worked as a radio deejay personality for a time.

Has admitted that James Bond is one of his heroes.

Has flirted with several female celebrities and got a huge crush on a famous male skateboarder.

Accidentally dropped his hot dog in the ocean and when something seemed to snatch it under the waves, he “noped” out of the water.

Being a cowboy was his original plan for the future before he started the detective business, and has said if being a detective doesn’t go well, then he’ll fall back onto the cowboy idea.

Had a trained K9 dog working as a prep school’s mascot disrespect him at every turn during a case in which he went undercover as the dog’s handler, and he was super offended by it, which got worse when the K9 obeyed Frank better than he obeyed Joe.

Participated in a hot dog eating contest during a Superbowl and he was offended that Frank beat him by five hot dogs.

Shot a man in the ear for kidnapping Frank.

Has come up with some pretty hilarious one liners, especially in dangerous situations.

Calls his clairsentience his “Spidey sense”.

Is a fan of Project Runway.

Put his life on the line thousands of times in an effort to save innocent people, with absolutely no second thoughts.

2. Did you like the Nancy Drew 2007 movie? Why?

3. Who do you ship with Nancy the most? Why?

4. Who do you ship Nancy with the least? Why?

5. Who’s your favorite ship in the Nancy Drew universe? Why?

6. Who’s your least favorite ship in the Nancy Drew universe? Why?

7. Do you read Nancy Drew fanfiction?

8. If you do read Nancy Drew fanfiction, what’s your favorite one you’ve read? Why?

9. Have you written Nancy Drew fanfiction?

10. Who’s your favorite reoccurring character (Carson Drew, Joe Hardy, Frank Hardy, Ned Nickerson, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, or Hannah Gruen)? Why?

11. Who’s your least favorite reoccurring character (Carson Drew, Joe Hardy, Frank Hardy, Ned Nickerson, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, or Hannah Gruen)? Why?

12. What’s your favorite Nancy Drew book series? Why?

13. What’s your least favorite Nancy Drew book series? Why?

14. What’s your favorite Nancy Drew book? Why?

15. What’s your least favorite Nancy Drew book? Why?

16. What’s your favorite Nancy Drew video game? Why?

17. What’s your least favorite Nancy Drew video game? Why?

18. What Nancy Drew video game could you play over and over again? Why?

19. What Nancy Drew video game have you played over and over again? Why?

20. What Nancy Drew game do you feel has the best storyline? Why?

21. What Nancy Drew game do you feel has the worst storyline? Why?

22. What Nancy Drew game do you feel has the worst graphics?

23. What Nancy Drew game do you feel has the best graphics?

24. What Nancy Drew game took you the longest to complete? Why?

25. What Nancy Drew game confuses you? Why?

26. What’s your favorite puzzle in a Nancy Drew game?

27. What’s your least favorite puzzle in a Nancy Drew game?

28. Who’s your favorite character in Secrets Can Kill? Why?

29. Who’s your least favorite character in Secrets Can Kill? Why?

30. Who’s your favorite character in Stay Tuned for Danger? Why?

31. Who’s your least favorite character in Stay Tuned for Danger? Why?

32. Who’s your favorite character in Message in a Haunted Mansion? Why?

33. Who’s your least favorite character in Message in a Haunted Mansion? Why?

34. Who’s your favorite character in Treasure in the Royal Tower? Why?

35. Who’s your least favorite character in Treasure in the Royal Tower? Why?

36. Who’s your favorite character in The Final Scene? Why?

37. Who’s your least favorite character in The Final Scene? Why?

38. Who’s your favorite character in Secret of the Scarlet Hand? Why?

39. Who’s your least favorite character in Secret of the Scarlet Hand? Why?

40. Who’s your favorite character in Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake? Why?

41. Who’s your least favorite character in Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake? Why?

42. Who’s your favorite character in The Haunted Carousel?

43. Who’s your least favorite character in The Haunted Carousel?

44. Who’s your favorite character in Danger on Deception Island?

45. Who’s your least favorite character in Danger on Deception Island?

46. Who’s your favorite character in The Secret of Shadow Ranch?

47. Who’s your least favorite character in The Secret of Shadow Ranch?

48. Who’s your favorite character in Curse of Blackmoor Manor? Why?

49. Who’s your least favorite character in Curse of Blackmoor Manor? Why?

50. Who’s your favorite character in Secret of the Old Clock? Why?

51. Who’s your least favorite character in Secret of the Old Clock? Why?

52. Who’s your favorite character in Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon? Why?

53. Who’s your least favorite character in Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon? Why?

54. Who’s your favorite character in Danger by Design? Why?

55. Who’s your least favorite character in Danger by Design? Why?

56. Who’s your favorite character in The Creature of Kapu Cave? Why?

57. Who’s your least favorite character in The Creature of Kapu Cave? Why?

58. Who’s your favorite character in The White Wolf of Icicle Creek? Why?

59. Who’s your least favorite character in The White Wolf of Icicle Creek? Why?

60. Who’s your favorite character in Legend of the Crystal Skull?

61. Who’s your least favorite character in Legend of the Crystal Skull?

62. Who’s your favorite character in The Phantom of Venice? Why?

63. Who’s your least favorite character in The Phantom of Venice? Why?

64. Who’s your favorite character in The Haunting of Castle Malloy? Why?

65. Who’s your least favorite character in The Haunting of Castle Malloy? Why?

66. Who’s your favorite character in Ransom of the Seven Ships? Why?

67. Who’s your least favorite character in Ransom of the Seven Ships? Why?

68. Who’s your favorite character in Warnings at Waverly Academy? Why?

69. Who’s your least favorite character in Warnings at Waverly Academy? Why?

70. Who’s your favorite character in Trail of the Twister? Why?

71. Who’s your least favorite character in Trail of the Twister? Why?

72. Who’s your favorite character in Shadow at the Water’s Edge? Why?

73. Who’s your favorite character in Shadow at the Water’s Edge? Why?

74. Who’s your favorite character in The Captive Curse? Why?

75. Who’s your least favorite character in The Captive Curse? Why?

76. Who’s your favorite character in Alibi in Ashes? Why?

77. Who’s your least favorite character in Alibi in Ashes? Why?

78. Who’s your favorite character in Tomb of the Lost Queen? Why?

79. Who’s your least favorite character in Tomb of the Lost Queen? Why?

79. Who’s your favorite character in The Deadly Device? Why?

80. Who’s your least favorite character in The Deadly Device? Why?

81. Who’s your favorite character in Ghost of Thornton Hall? Why?

82. Who’s your least favorite character in Ghost of Thornton Hall? Why?

83. Who’s your favorite character in The Silent Spy? Why?

84. Who’s your least favorite character in The Silent Spy? Why?

85. Who’s your favorite character in The Shattered Medallion? Why?

86. Who’s your least favorite character in The Shattered Medallion? Why?

87. Who’s your favorite character in Labyrinth of Lies? Why?

88. Who’s your least favorite character in Labyrinth of Lies? Why?

89. Who’s your favorite character in Sea of Darkness? Why?

90. Who’s your least favorite character in Sea of Darkness? Why?

91. Do you play your Nancy Drew games on Mac or Windows?

92. If you play games on both Mac and Windows, what games do you play on Mac?

93. If you play games on both Mac and Windows, what games do you play on Windows?

92. Do you play The White Wolf of Icicle Creek on the Wii, Mac, or Windows?

93. Do you have The Hidden Staircase by THQ for the Nintendo DS?

94. Do you have The Model Mysteries by THQ for the Nintendo DS?

95. Do you have The Deadly Secret of Olde Worlde Park by Majesco for the Nintendo DS?

96. Do you have The Mystery of the Clue Bender Society by Majesco for the Nintendo DS?

97. What are all of your Nancy Drew accounts?

98. What got you into Nancy Drew?

99. What got you into the Nancy Drew video games?

100. What got you into the Nancy Drew books?

101. What got you into the Clue Crew?

102. Going back to fanfiction, if you wrote some of your own, what are

103. Has Nancy Drew inspired you? If so, how?

104. Has Nancy Drew inspired your wardrobe?

105. How old were you when you became interested in Nancy Drew?

106. How old were you when you became a member of the Clue Crew?

107. How long have you been interested in Nancy Drew?

107. How long have you been a member of the Clue Crew?

108. What’s your favorite Nancy Drew Tumblr account? Why?

109. How do you feel about Lani Minella not voicing Nancy Drew anymore?

110. Are you looking forward to Midnight in Salem? Why?

111. Are you upset with Her Interactive for taking longer on this game than the other ones?

112. What Nancy Drew game are you sad was shelved? Why?

113. If you could change the ending of one Nancy Drew book, which book would it be, why would you change it, and how would it end?

114. If you could change the ending of one Nancy Drew book, which book would it be, why would you change it, and how would it end?

115. Do you have a Nancy Drew collection? If the answer is yes, can you post a picture?

116. What’s your favorite thing about the Clue Crew? Why?

117. What’s your favorite thing about Nancy Drew as a character?

118. What’s your least favorite thing about Nancy Drew as a character?

119. What’s your absolute favorite character (not Nancy, Carson, Hannah, Bess, George, Joe, or Frank) from any of the video games?

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“back at it again at ______”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“Two bro’s are chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they are what?”

“the exclamation made upon discovering a bitch is empty”

“you can come on out to Del Taco and get some of this”

The mystery is a phantom horse???? Like it’s pretty clear what the mystery is???