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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A collection of moments in the Thornton family's short and painful history. Mainly a Clara character study.
My GTH fanfic for people who like to delve to unnecessarily dark depths in a certain children's PC game from 2013
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uh oh guys it's CRINGE O CLOCK which means it's time to hear more of my ghost of thornton hall headcanons!!!
even though Addison is objectively better behaved and more straight laced than Jessalyn, she is somehow constantly putting her foot in her mouth in front of Jessalyn's family. We're talking calling Harper crazy in a fun casual way and then trying to walk it back so so so awkwardly and making it 100 times worse. Thinking she's alone with Jessalyn as she talks about how she was scared of Clara BEFORE she found out about the manslaughter, only to realize Clara has been standing right behind her the whole time. Saying a completely innocent comment at Sunday dinner that is one of Wade's trap cards to start ranting about his political views, derailing all of dinner and causing everyone to start yelling.
only Harper is pleased when Addy and Jess start dating.
Would you let her hit the vape?
yes Harper our vape will build some clouds and the clouds will build some rain 🌧
no Harper you can't be trusted... 😒
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Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??
“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑
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fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.
I <3 unemployment actually.
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OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT
so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…
anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.
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I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess
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ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick
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bored at work so...
Best Wickford candy?
Koko Kringles
Koko Mallos
Koffee Kandy
Cudsmackers
Koko Choo-Choos
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Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)
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20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.
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you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...
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god forbid a woman do anything...
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Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.
Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.
honestly I hate being famous smh.
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today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄
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Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.
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fired again
anonymous asked:
you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society
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more anon hate for the dodo box
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when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?
"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you
I think enough time has passed since 2013 that Jessalyn is super fucking cavalier about the events of GTH. I think she opens conversations with “My mother, who committed manslaughter in 1989–” just to get a reaction out of people
It has nothing to do with what she’s about to say either. It’s like “my mother, who committed manslaughter in 1989, made this casserole when I was a kid”
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Clara: Best of luck. That door locked itself tight the day of her funeral. Nancy, who started packing heat after the millionth murder attempt on these mysteries: I hear you, but--
“Nancy if you keep entering the ATM, our designated drop point for equipment, to retrieve equipment, someone might get suspicious. To avoid this, we will have someone hide the tracking device in a costume shop. And if you don’t find it quickly, it will self destruct and we will just hide another one and the same costume shop. And another one and another one. And both you and our supplier will keep going in there repeatedly and we may lose thousands on self-destructing pigeon tracker tech, but no one will be suspicious, there will simply be nothing suspicious about this act. It’s essential.”
"a knight in shining armor never did nothing for nobody. he never fought. a knight in dented, scraped armor... now that's what you want" "even bad memories have a place in a happy life" "the world needs more people with questions and fewer people who are sure they have answers" "a ghost doesn't have to be real to haunt you" "be good. be a little bad. be yourself."
I don’t think I have enough hate in my heart for skee ball in CRY. There can always be more
I wish I could tell everyone exactly where I live & exactly where I work without doxxing myself 😔
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random investor in 1997: hello can you make computer games targeted for girls I believe there is a gap in that market and I would love to financially assist i believe nancy drew would be a strong protagonist and well received
megan gaiser: yes but can we kill her multiple times in the game
investor: i guess yeah
she's sooo sad, tortured, and inbred, you have to believe me.
anyway, lil drawing that demonstrates my personal headcanon that after the fire she became a chainsmoker for a long time, and after Harper pushed her off the widow's walk, she was left with a scar and concussion that gave off big lobotomy energy
clara thornton was probably like RIDICULOUSLY sexy when she was in her 20s
source: trust me
nancy loves getting fucked up in the crib
Oh no.
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Out: describing liking things straight & tidy as “being a little OCD”
In: describing liking things straight & tidy as “getting a little Mason Quinto with it”
