My Puns are on Point

fucking up a social interaction feels like when you present the wrong evidence in ace attorney because you don't know what they want you to present and then the judge gets mad at you and obliterates a section of your health bar

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

Dude

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

disabled people are often in permacrisis

there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over

Sometimes a dual income male partnership is four men and two women

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

still thinking about lavonte's "you said we would drink the blood of cain and fight to the death on the golden gate bridge" and then hj bursting into tears and saying "I still want that!!!"

I love you Thai trans women dodging the draft

For those less familiar with VTM lore, HJ and LaVonte made an oath not to just kill each other on the Golden Gate Bridge, but to do so after usurping the power of Caine, the God of the Vampires and the fourth Human being to ever exist. Also, when a Vampire devours another of a lower generation, they take and usurp those powers for themselves… presuming they’re strong enough of will and mind to fully take over the soul. Which HJ and LaVonte seem confident in. Like, they looked at each other and said “Together we’ll kill god and be better then he ever could before dying together.”

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower