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phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason. 

Quest added

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

im fucking weak

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone 

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

And he’s wearing a hat… during this particular crime

sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

in this essay i won’t

WHAT A FUCKING MOOD