60.6 aus and counting, baybee

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as a slash fic, thank you

wizards trying to kiss but the brims of their hats get in the way. 2 dead 5 injured.

alright. wizard hats but the brims fit together like a friendship necklace. so when the wizards kiss it makes a heart shape. 2 reanimated 5 healed.

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run

"you have my sword" yeah i do lol. my sword now.

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times