in the club drinking straight up legos

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

the daniel that couldnt be damned

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg