in the club drinking straight up legos

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

you've been summoned for july duty

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

do not let that confusing painting get one over on you. you can Win at looking at art. stare at it until it quakes in fear because you know it better than itself. that confusing painting is a deer trying to evade you and you are the archer stalking it with a quiver full of your greatest weapon: Your Eye Balls.

Confusing Painting wants to piss you off, okay? Confusing Painting is hanging out there saying "tsk... I'm so opaque and mysterious and weird, they don't even have a chance at understanding me, I'm beyond comprehension." if you see Confusing Painting and think "that's so dumb I'm not even gonna bother trying" then you're just playing into its sick little games. assert your true dominance by showing it that nothing is safe from your mind powers.

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name