Stop looking back at yourself with such disdain it's literally more cringe than whatever you were doing wrong back then

shark vs the universe

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Cosmic Funnies
almost home
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#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH

titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
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Love Begins

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Stop looking back at yourself with such disdain it's literally more cringe than whatever you were doing wrong back then

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sometimes men are obsessed with other men not because theyre secretly gay but because theyre so misogynistic that they literally dont view women as people worthy of any degree of attention or value
My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

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"babel's writing is clunky and didactic. it was overexplaining colonization and didn't trust the readers to understand. it was telling, not showing."
i don't understand these criticisms bc all of the dialogue, especially those when the characters explain the process of colonization in their countries, is actually accurate to how academics talk. AND it is inherent to these characters to talk about their circumstances that way because 1.) they're in fucking oxford, 2.) they are translation students, thus their study is directly related to their countries and their relation to the british empire, and 3.) colonization informs every aspect of their being, especially the reason that they're in oxford in the first place. of course, these highly intellectual students of color are going to talk and think that way.
one of the topics my peers and i constantly talk about (during walks, breakfasts, dinners, class breaks, literally anytime and anywhere etc.) is how our area of study applies in real life and how we can meaningfully resist against dominant powers that oppress us. babel is written that way because it's how academics think, talk, write, and process.
do these people just like dark academia as an aesthetic without actually liking the academia part?
it's also mostly white people that lead the discussion surrounding babel which astounds me. most of their criticisms highlight the writing style without mentioning the discussions on colonization and resistance that r.f. kuang presented. are these people just uncomfortable with the blatant statements of how colonization benefits every aspect of their white existence?
betrayal
Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi
so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT
IM LOSING IT OVER THIS
I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent

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outfit idea
This
over this
so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole
It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.
A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.
JDHDSHDBWBSBSJSVSV????
world heritage post
au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time
I love it
*in everyone’s minds*
Zuko: Maybe if I just keep up my persona, they’ll believe I’m someone else… Okay, that’s stupid, but what choice do I have?
Aang: …Maybe if we just pretend we’ve never met before he’ll stay nice and we can all keep the peace.
Katara: If he lifts one hand against us, I will freeze them both.
Sokka: Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coinci-
Toph: Why is he so scared? Is he shy? Why is Katara so upset? Why is Aang freaking out? Why is Sokka so irritated? And now Jet’s freaking out.
Jet: Do- do they not like him? Do they not like him because he’s my friend? Do they still hate me? Do they hate him because of me? Lee looks like he’s about to pass out? Is he okay?
This needs to be a fic
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
Toph to Iroh: oh hey, you’re that really old guy who gave me tea once
Everyone else: ????
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right

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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up