Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

they really were making kon do the most insane shit in his solo like they strapped him to a nuke and shot him into time itself he kept getting dragged into different dimensions they were experimenting on him doing fuck knows and he was literally born yesterday so he just let them do it

i’d be so pissed off if dick grayson were my brother imagine you’re having a laugh with him and you make some joke about bruce wayne that he’s decided in his beautiful mind went too far in ways that you actually don’t fully understand and he suddenly gets all serious and looks darkly to the side and goes “you don’t know him. not like i do. you haven’t bled for him and loved him the way that i have.” like oh my fucking god bro i was playinggg

i find it so embarrassing when i’m talking about comics to someone irl and accidentally call the characters their real names because why am i on a first name basis with batman

robin deez nuts on your face

It's actually more funny if Tim's parents aren't abusive or neglectful in anyway and the kids just running away for the love of the game.