Chao

once upon a time

At some point he needs a parent's signed permission to do something he really, really wants, but he is pretty damn sure he hasn't been enough of A Good Boy recently to just be allowed to do that so easy. So he gets tactical and - being at The Other Moms' Place - decides to do the dishes, vacuum the house, and get dinner started before ma comes home.

And once ma does, she sees her sweet little boy doing a pretty good job making stir fry in a clean house without being asked, and The Estrogen Hits and she starts tearing up about what did she do to deserve such a good kid, and such a good life as a whole, straight up crying out of sheer happiness because first of all hormones and second of all she's overwhelmed by how good everything is now, from being on good terms with an understanding ex-wife, having a nice new home with her girlfriend, and such a sweet, smart, good and fine son who's going to grow up into a fine man and who is making dinner unprompted.

My family and I are driving home for a whole day and we’re stopping at tiny cafes to eat

This one is special because the hostess (?) here is this gorgeous GORGEOUS girl and I am suddenly extremely aware that my hair is a mess and I’m not wearing makeup and I slept in this T-shirt today

She looks at me and it’s suddenly so hot in here? I’m fanning myself and trying to sit straight (haha, straight)

The food is god awful but she could have shit in my mouth and I would thank her

If there were any ANY chance of me seeing her again I would try to befriend her but I will never so anyway did I mention I’m being more gay than usual?

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Me at the first week of 2024: already has two date invites from two different people

(omigod the manifestation works!!)

Anyway last time I was on a date was a few years ago and it went BAD (I mean call-the-police kinda bad) also I was a minor and he was like 8 years older so anyway

In school I had a friend who was my first girl crush (the perks of being bisexual amirite) let’s call her Valerie

And that guy is a spitting image of her if she was a boy

He might as well be her brother (he has the same name even!! Only her brother is like five or six years younger) this is hitting so close to home

Okay he cute but also he’s touchy? Idk it’s just like he needs at least one his body part to be in contact with my body part? The thing is I’m an EXTREMELY tactile person and I also like contact with other people but I at least need Some Sort Of knowing a person? Idk if that’s cute or weird

Also I am awful at kissing haven’t kissed anyone for a few years

Me at the first week of 2024: already has two date invites from two different people

(omigod the manifestation works!!)

Anyway last time I was on a date was a few years ago and it went BAD (I mean call-the-police kinda bad) also I was a minor and he was like 8 years older so anyway

In school I had a friend who was my first girl crush (the perks of being bisexual amirite) let’s call her Valerie

And that guy is a spitting image of her if she was a boy

He might as well be her brother (he has the same name even!! Only her brother is like five or six years younger) this is hitting so close to home

Me at the first week of 2024: already has two date invites from two different people

(omigod the manifestation works!!)

Anyway last time I was on a date was a few years ago and it went BAD (I mean call-the-police kinda bad) also I was a minor and he was like 8 years older so anyway