Synodic Wanderer

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

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That logo actually got me to sign up. IT'S SO CLEVER.

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

jedtavius is peak because at first glance it looks like your ordinary dumbass x smartass trope but then. you get to know them and actually octavius is equally as fucking stupid as jedidiah, just in a different flavour.

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy