you people aren't CASTING

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

Tbh I don't care about the Odyssey discourse but I saw one tweet where they're like "convenient that they would have a guy who goes on an Odyssey named Odysseus" it was my favorite tweet about the whole thing

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet