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kiwi

what year is it. where am i

becquerel

i do think there is a lot to say on why homestuck’s fanbase is (to put it bluntly) so transgender in such a specific and interesting way. and i think its mostly to do with homestuck’s treatment of femininity vs masculinity in a way that is not typically done

femininity is presented as both something to save the world (space players and echidna, working with frogs, maids/sylphs presented as The Most Feminine classes and about creation/healing, despite it being said later on class gendering doesn’t matter, because it was written to matter at the beginning), while also being vicious enough to cause longtime and horrifying pain (kanaya and jade wield chainsaws and shotguns. the peixes line being as they are. its implied female trolls are culturally thought to be more cruel/violent on alternia due to condy’s influence via flarp being “for girls” as tavros is told. vriska. aranea’s help hurting everyone she tries it on.)

masculinity in homestuck is… frankly not aggrandized at all. it’s a reverse from the norm. every hypermasculine character we may have had a chance to look at has it ripped away in the end. bro strider dies to a little girl’s dog. lord english is first presented as a hypermasculine musclebound giant, then we meet caliborn and see the farce for what it is, LE is a little boy wearing an adult man’s clothes and screaming for people to take him seriously. and we do. until we notice that the clothes don’t fit quite right, and everything falls apart. grandpa harley was never alive. equius is the most masculine presented of any of the players, and… well. we’ve all seen equius. dad egbert is the only genuine show of masculinity in a truly positive light for john - and by extension the reader - to look up to, and he’s based around loving his own so much he makes cakes daily and tries to bond with him in any way he can, albeit often in ways that don’t really work.

i don’t know. i think homestuck’s use of gendering is a fascinating aspect of the story. i think it helped me with my own personal experience of gender and the different aspects people can see gender through :] its cool to me

becquerel

i love this scene like what did she even DO

becquerel

WAIT SHE USED HIM TO TRLEPORT HERSELF TO THE GREEN SUN I JUST REALIZED THAT. THATS WHY SHE FLIES UP INTO HIM. JESUS CHRIST GIRL

NOW IT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE HOW SHES HERE

becquerel

Here's a (mostly) frame by frame (cut a bit down for length)

she uses the split second when jack is teleporting in to go to the green sun. genuinely insane. aradia what the fuck is wrong with you.

roselalonde

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

roselalonde

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john:

theycallmedanismiles

What about when he fake tosses it

roselalonde

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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deepfriedsquash

John: Bang out the tunes.

#413

psiimaid

homestuck college what’s your major what’s your minor

#changed my major from rosemary to character analysis. double minor in cosplay and terezi studies

calware

there needs to be a music genre called "sounds like it could be homestuck music"

autisticsupervillain

Megalovania.

calware

i wonder why megalovania sounds like homestuck music. i wonder why. it really is such a mystery. it's crazy how megalovania sounds like it could be a song in homestuck. it would fit right into homestuck's ost. that's crazy. that's wild

weirdmageddon

#unfortunately. this is true and funny

peoplefolk

Ok folks, I’m jumping on the bandwagon: if this gets 5000 notes by the end of October, I will finally give in and read Homestuck

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formerlyashkatom

For information and the math on how we came up with this, I recommend looking at these links. If you want to scream THAT’S NOT CANON or YOU MADE A MISTAKE or YOU MISSED THIS ONE DETAIL, I guarantee that someone has already brought it up and we have addressed it. Don’t be That Guy.

rose act 4 moment

it’s been 84 years

the parallels between jade and vriska are also super prominent. both of them worship the idea of being a bigger person and taking the bigger risks in order to appease and impress their friendship circle in an attempt to stay in their good graces.

jade harley wants to be the hero, the one gives everything she can for the greater good (mostly her friendship circle) while vriska is the exact same. she wants to be the hero as well but takes on a much more active role of trying to work against the world in order to do that, in order to defeat lord english and make all her suffering worthwhile while jade unfortunately believes her fate is preordained for her suffering to have a righteous ending just because she’s suffering.

gardengnosticator

jade wants to be the hero to justify the suffering she’s endured while vriska wants to be the hero in spite of the suffering she endured.

hellmurderisland

i like how there are in universe reasons why jane talks kinda old fashioned (grew up reading sassacre, enjoys period detective stuff) but jake is just Like That

hellmurderisland

good point, but the eccentricities of his dialogue still read as kinda incongruous to me considering 1. jade was raised by her grandfather and doesnt have anything near as unusual a vocabulary 2. most of the movies we see him liking seem to be relatively modern blockbusters? hfgdghhfsh

telaraneas

concept: grandma english does This, except with old timey slang, for absolutely no reason other than it would be funny

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sanguchito

I want toby fox's secret to making characters that turn people insane

hurricaneclouds

get mentored by Andrew hussie

shittyterezidaily

whats your least fav color?

YOU FORG3T 1M L1K3 TH3 COLOR M4ST3R,4NON. H4V3 YOU 3V3R S33N MY H1V3? >XO

#art #terezi

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