Surely this is bees enough.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

can you put that thing on a leash?

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

the beach that. makes you dead

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

This.