if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

fuck its Already like 100 am

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.