older than I want to be, younger than I feel?

The kind of courtroom etiquette imposed by most legal systems sounds like it was made up for a fictional court in a LARP. I find it baffling and I don't know how anyone has sufficient patience to take it seriously. Your life and actions will be adjudicated by the Special Boy (you'll recognize him because he wears Special Boy robes and sits in the Special Boy chair) and when you talk to the Special Boy you have to stand up and say "Special Boy" or he can wave his hands at the attending knight and have you thrown in the dungeon.

And if the Special Boy doesn't like your shirt he can say "Sorry, no lawing today, back to the dungeon" and ppl just let him

I don't like knowing that if I'm ever charged with crimes a major part of it will involve putting on a clown outfit and being pressganged into joining the fucking circus

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

environmental storytelling.

the most brutal exchange between the british and italians since WW2

fuck yea white on white crime

"and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" the scream is just scrempt

^^^

Image description: white text on a navy blue patterned background that reads, “There are Black Panthers still in jail from the 1960s for allegedly thinking about what those Trump supporters did on Capitol Hill in real life.” end ID

btw this is Rob Madge— i.e. the actor who actually played Gavroche in 25th Anniversary Concert!

Google Translate says, “Jail for badly behaved cats” is written on the box. I dunno about the song.