Listening to new bottega to forget i was lowkey just harassed by two men on the tram omw to work 👍

I'm already a wreck bc i'm sleep deprived and other things and it's exhausting to think about how being a woman is like having a target on your back...anyway imma paint my whips marachino cause im a fucking diva

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

lol, not five minutes ago I was talking with my daughter about how if you are a straight white male, you have to be willing to put up with a certain amount of abuse if you want to follow fanfiction and / or be on Tumblr

i hope you lose custody of her

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.