! I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE !

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play

high school sucks man. one time these kids shoved me in a submarine and welded it shut and then lowered me into an ocean of blood and it was this whole thing.

didn't that happen to the beatles

yeah the beatles were there that's why it sucked

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

They're lovers

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine

i’m not addicted to weed of course it’s just that by some time in the mid-late afternoon every single day i start feeling an unendurably excruciating malaise that is only alleviated by smoking weed

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy