edo, edere, edi, esus

you had 2 dramatic schisms with friends

your most used emoji was :agony:

your most active server was Official East Coast Polycule Chat and your most active channel was #daily-butthole-check

you illegally streamed 11 movies to friends via screen share

you were in the top 0.1% of posters in the #is-this-infected channel!

lady: walking down dark alley slowly and alone (everything a woman would never do)

white guy in hoodie: hey

lady: AHH

white guy in hoodie: u look like my mom *stabs her* *takes her toes*

—

emily: and then i got drunk and slammed that bitch’s head into the bar counter

derek: haha thats great-

jj: its a bad one *hands out files*

emily: let me eat you out

(in the conference room)

jj: so yeah this guy stabs ladies. but now, he takes their toes

spencer: hes escalating

hotch: 😡😡😡 wheels up in 30

(zoom in on the plane)

jj: if when you do, but i cannot for the yes of he was what i no 💖 -lil huddy

(in the plane)

emily: sexual sadist

spencer: the history of toes is actually a long starting with the ancient indians they used to-

derek: dont make me put ur head through the plane window pretty boy. although i know you would love that

spencer: 😳😑

garcia on the phone: okay so i made a list of all the white guys in arizona.

derek: i want to taste ur guts

garcia: impale me with ur cock

hotch: thanks garcia 😡😡😡

—

detective alzhiemers: we spoke on the phone and i invited u here but i just want u to know i dont trust a single fucking thing you say. wow agent jareau u got that barbie doll build.

hotch: 😡 where can we set up

(at the crime scene)

rossi: 👁👄👁 he took their toes. but u can see the bone here.

(camera zooms in on derek)

derek: *takes off his sunglasses* *flexes* hes devolving

(at the m.e)

doctor dr. : so basically he kills them. u can see because theyre dead. he takes their toes but its sloppy.

emily: he must be doing it because he doesnt have any toes.

reid: *calling garcia* we need a list

(music escalates)

—

spencer: yeah so basically hes white and a sexual sadist

hotch: mid 30s, his mother didnt love him

emily: HES IMPOTENT because his girlfriend cut off his balls

derek: and he does not have toes. we gotta catch him fast. *picks up a call from garcia*

jj: i will be telling the press so we can get calls about men without toes.

garcia: hey my 12 inch bad dragon dick. i found him- Ben Serialkiller, 54 creep lane. born without toes, his mom kicked him out when he was 5.

derek: thanks babygirl. remind me to kiss ur feet tonight.

rossi: god am i old enough to die

detective alzheimers: actually i think youre completely wrong.

emily: we dont fucking care shut up limpdick

other cops: okay we believe you now

—

(in a dark basement)

spencer: Ben, i get it. u dont have to kill these women. *puts the gun down and takes off kevlar for no fucking reason* my mom tried to kill me too. but im not a serial killer.

white guy in hoodie: you dont get it.

rossi: you dont want to kill her. we can let the world know of your struggle, ben. we will teach them of a world with men without toes.

white guy in hoodie: okay i guess. *lets go of lady* *cries*

hotch: 😡😡😡 *cuffs him*

—

morgan, on the jet: u did good today, kid.

reid: thanks. i wonder what my life would be like if i didnt have 3 lifetimes of trauma on my 27 year old back.

morgan: hahaha

emily, joining in: hahahaha. loser

hotch: 😡😡😡 i wish i had emotions

jj: i miss my kids

emily: can we fuck yet

jj: fine i guess

(picture of the sky)

Spencer Reid + hugging

Derek voiced his love in season 11 TWO times and on top of that he also named his first born son after him. Morgan loves Reid, he is vocal about it, he shows it, he named his kid after him. Now whether you think Morgans actions towards Reid are something romantic or simply just platonic is up to you.

(Now comes my headcanon and what broke my heart:)

Why didn't Reid say "I love you too"?

In 11x18 you can blame that on the fact that Derek was just leaving and Reid has abandonment issues. He didn't say it back because he felt like it didn't matter, he is leaving anyways.

Now what bugs me is the 11x11 scene. And here's my view on this. I was focused so much on Derek's confession that I ignored what happened before. So, Reid and Morgan arrive and Savannah comes out with Penelope to greet them.

My take on this is that Spencer never said it back because he thought it didn't matter since Derek was in love with Savannah (as we can see in 11x18 Reid studied Morgans behaviour, expressions and gestures around Savannah). That's the only explanation I could came up with. Cause if Reid loved Morgan in a platonic way why not just say it back? Once again, there's no logical heterosexual explanation. Reid was IN love with Morgan.

So basically what broke my heart is that Reid was convinced that he never had a chance with Morgan and knowing so he never voiced or showed his love. He only loved Morgan from afar since he thought he never had a chance. But he loved Derek, that's for sure.