Swiss Menace

Someone put la poupée monte le son on just dance ASAP

Ben Doyle should count himself lucky that Adam Chase is such a chill guy because I would have straight up killed him for "have you tried locking in?". Murder in the Austrian countryside. And he would have been justified.

What source of passive income allows him to just print money like this?

thats just the admission and parking though, the park tends to be pretty strict on how much food and drink you can bring in and none of the options inside are cheap, even with the like 10% discount before tax and tips the annual pass holder gets.

The real insanity is how the US is so lacking in safe public third places that for some people, an annual pass to Disney is their best shot at having a walkable outdoor space and some semblance of community.

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

I have no idea what to post, please pretend that this is the perfect post and reblog it or smthng.

I love it

untitled reblog #921

I think your busses at bare minimum need to run every 15 minutes if you want to claim that public transit is a viable option in your city.

Living near a 10-15 minute express bus means I don’t need to check schedules. I can just go. 15 minutes of waiting is a tolerable amount of time to plan for. Any more than that and you’ve gotta actively check schedules, potentially get to your thing like half an hour early. It’s annoying to the point where it starts eating up precious minutes of your day you could be spending eating a bagel.

okay but i think its actually reasonable to have 30 minute wait if its reliable free goes everywhere and runs almost the entire day

It should do all those things and also run every 10 minutes. I’m upping my demands by 5 minutes because you suggested this. Every 30 minutes is what trains between nearby cities should have. If you think every 30 minutes is reasonable you either haven’t lived this reality or you’ve been so starved for decent transit that you’re willing to lower your standards way way below what they should be. What do I pay taxes for, dammit?

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos