Hey there :) I'm Jonaira, 20's, multifandom. You're currently most likely to find - Ted Lasso, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Batfam, Percy Jackson, Black Sails, Lost in Space (2018), White Collar. Mostly SFW - includes my fic works, occasional artwork and random musings. I try to tag appropriately but some stuff may slip through the cracks. Jonaira on Ao3
About time I made one of these which doesn't feature Zuko being hot (no, literally. He's setting things on fire) in my first and only attempt at fanvidding 😂
Hello. If you've followed me for something specific, I can't guarantee you'll find it, but what you will have is fun on your way to getting lost :)
Most relevant stuff is already in the bio. Like/reblog sprees are beloved and appreciated (even if you aren't following). Sharing the brainworms is caring (and raising brainbutterflies in the long run :) If you're a minor and following, cool. I don't want further details. I'm an adult (with varied interests) and post accordingly, so feel free to block/filter whatever tags you need in order to curate your space better.
Main tags: My Art | My writing | AO3 | general nattering in tags/reblogs
Tags Masterlist under the cut
Jonaira Writes - My own writing
Jonaira Draws - My art (mostly fanart) + my photomanips/photoedits
Jonaira Edits - photomanips or gifs I've made (As you can see, I'm not the most organised here, plus it's a newer tag for my more recent edits)
Jonaira Jabbers - My talk tag for when I get chatty in the notes. Observations, quips, and assorted rambling.
Jonaira Answers - askbox replies, tag games
Jonaira watches - Media (films/shows) reviews, observations on stuff I'm currently watching
Photography - Other's photos
Astrophotography - Get Galaxy-brained 😎
Big Sky Dreaming - Pictures/Art of the sky
The sea the sea !! - Writing/Art/Photography featuring the sea (my beloved)
Fic recs / Fic rec - sharing the writerly good stuff around
Notes to Self - solid life advice, motivational stuff
Useful - what it says on the tin
Sidney Crosby/ Evgeni Malkin/ Sidgeno/ Marc Andre Fleury/ Pittsburgh Penguins - the hockey hyperfixation is real ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyfuckingwhen mood board | Everyfuckingwhen by Jonaira | Everyfuckingwhen music | Jump theory for beginners | chronospaciology vibes- the behind-the-scenes and world building stuff for my magnum opus of a story, Everyfuckingwhen. Personal happy place.
A boy named Sue by Jonaira | a Boy named Sue mood board - another fic of mine, much less extensive than that of EFW but no less beloved, currently a WIP
Art tags - Art (other's art), art resources, art references, art advice, drawing resources, drawing references, fanart
Music - Music, Music recs, Jonaira listens
Dinosaurs - 🦖🦕 we party like it's the mesozoic era here
Humour tags - Howling, howling 😂😂😂, lololol, much hilarity
General Awesomeness - awesomeness, Gold, tumblr gold
Cool stuff - Interesting
Stories from around Tumblr, people being people, we're more similar than we are different - Stories
We can't rewind we've gone too far - my tech woes tag (the reference is to the Buggle's song "Video Killed the Radio Star". This isn't me being nihilistic 😂)
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I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door.
So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell
I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you.
So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.”
So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.
So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.
Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.
Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying
“Are you gonna eat all that?”
i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror
“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”
“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”
“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”
“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”
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yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots
in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms
was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but the receptionist who could see that I was a man
didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist
and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it
and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon
not even back when I didn't pass as one
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but my friends have always gendered me correctly
and stick to it even when it confuses other people
and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans
and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to
without being confused about who's being referred to
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat
and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real
and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely
yes, India made legal gender change impossible
but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you
and there are good people, people who care
and don't let them make you forget that--
you are not alone.
ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!
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Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"
