Hey there :) I'm Jonaira, 20's, multifandom. You're currently most likely to find - Ted Lasso, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Batfam, Percy Jackson, Black Sails, Lost in Space (2018), White Collar. Mostly SFW - includes my fic works, occasional artwork and random musings. I try to tag appropriately but some stuff may slip through the cracks. Jonaira on Ao3
About time I made one of these which doesn't feature Zuko being hot (no, literally. He's setting things on fire) in my first and only attempt at fanvidding 😂
Hello. If you've followed me for something specific, I can't guarantee you'll find it, but what you will have is fun on your way to getting lost :)
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Main tags: My Art | My writing | AO3 | general nattering in tags/reblogs
Tags Masterlist under the cut
Jonaira Writes - My own writing
Jonaira Draws - My art (mostly fanart) + my photomanips/photoedits
Jonaira Edits - photomanips or gifs I've made (As you can see, I'm not the most organised here, plus it's a newer tag for my more recent edits)
Jonaira Jabbers - My talk tag for when I get chatty in the notes. Observations, quips, and assorted rambling.
Jonaira Answers - askbox replies, tag games
Jonaira watches - Media (films/shows) reviews, observations on stuff I'm currently watching
Photography - Other's photos
Astrophotography - Get Galaxy-brained 😎
Big Sky Dreaming - Pictures/Art of the sky
The sea the sea !! - Writing/Art/Photography featuring the sea (my beloved)
Fic recs / Fic rec - sharing the writerly good stuff around
Notes to Self - solid life advice, motivational stuff
Useful - what it says on the tin
Sidney Crosby/ Evgeni Malkin/ Sidgeno/ Marc Andre Fleury/ Pittsburgh Penguins - the hockey hyperfixation is real ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyfuckingwhen mood board | Everyfuckingwhen by Jonaira | Everyfuckingwhen music | Jump theory for beginners | chronospaciology vibes- the behind-the-scenes and world building stuff for my magnum opus of a story, Everyfuckingwhen. Personal happy place.
A boy named Sue by Jonaira | a Boy named Sue mood board - another fic of mine, much less extensive than that of EFW but no less beloved, currently a WIP
Art tags - Art (other's art), art resources, art references, art advice, drawing resources, drawing references, fanart
Music - Music, Music recs, Jonaira listens
Dinosaurs - 🦖🦕 we party like it's the mesozoic era here
Humour tags - Howling, howling 😂😂😂, lololol, much hilarity
General Awesomeness - awesomeness, Gold, tumblr gold
Cool stuff - Interesting
Stories from around Tumblr, people being people, we're more similar than we are different - Stories
We can't rewind we've gone too far - my tech woes tag (the reference is to the Buggle's song "Video Killed the Radio Star". This isn't me being nihilistic 😂)
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1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.
2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.
3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."
4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.
reading stucky fanfic is the "and then godzilla shows up" of fanfic. its a beautiful tragic love story, unable to express their feelings due to the attitudes of the time, cut short by a war neither of them should be fighting. and then one of em gets tortured and brainwashed into becoming a cyborg assassin.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
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Frustrated by his fixation on a totally irrelevant topic at the expense of issues that actually matter to Americans, numerous voters told reporters this week that congressional candidate Ted Botello was campaigning for office with no better ideas than improving the economy. “This guy won’t stop talking about how he’s going to make life more affordable, like anyone even cares about that bullshit,” said Marcie Cagle, adding that just once she’d love to hear Botello attempt to explain away a series of sexual transgressions or savagely scapegoat an entire culture for no reason.
Misread economy as ecology and was struck by an idea for a somewhat Ted Lasso-esque show where a floundering (but largely not-evil) politician who has no idea and doesn't particularly care about the environment decides to make 'improving the environment' the cornerstone of their campaign, only to start actually caring about it in the process
Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.
Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.
SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.
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listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think
under US law, it's illegal for anyone who's not a member of a recognised native tribe to own an eagle feather. the penalty is a $100,000 fine.
14 years ago when I had recently moved to Alaska, I went hiking with an Aleut friend, and she pointed to a feather lying on the ground and said "hey that's a bald eagle tail feather, you should grab it!" and I was like "uhh I'm very white and that's very illegal" and she went "they're fuckin everywhere up here man. I have 20." so she grabs it off the ground and hands it to me and says "there, now it's a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person."
and I'm like, okay, cool, I guess this is how we do things in Alaska. nice.
so I keep this bald eagle tail feather around for years. display it in my home among other cherished memorabilia from places I've lived and visited, etc.
on a whim, I have just now looked it up. there is no exemption to that law for a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person. the last 7 years I lived in the US, I was technically a bald eagle poacher.
probably a good thing I don't intend to move back there anytime soon. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on bird crimes.
@freedomisscaryshit I'm fucking dying I think you forgot the word "feathers" in your tags?? or do you just wish you could grab whole ass eagles that land in your yard??
As an Indigenous person, it continues to astound me that there are such strict laws (written by White people) in our name, laws against...picking up things just found on the ground. Like, stop pretending this is "for" us. We don't want this.
so, for clarity, that's not what this is. the law against possessing feathers is an anti-poaching measure, derived from a North American treaty protecting certain migratory bird species from hunting. that treaty has an exemption for indigenous people to allow tribes that use eagle feathers in ceremonial or religious practices to continue doing so.
i used to collect feathers (illegally) as a teenager and the thing is that it's incredibly important for feathers from wild birds to be illegal to possess because it ensures that they never become fashionable to wear. the reason we passed the migratory bird act was because the american and european fashion industry was driving species to extinction in a timespan of years. not just decades. the ecological devastation of exporting birds for hats was absolutely insane and people were watching wetlands and forests and meadows just empty out in realtime. look at the wikipedia article for the plume trade.
the law against 'picking feathers up off the ground' means that you can't go shoot an eagle then sell the feathers on etsy by saying you 'just found them'. you can't own them no matter where they came from, which makes sure that they're not going to come from any birds killed and then secretly disposed of.
these laws, as harsh and ridiculous as they seem, saved flamingos, spoonbills, egrets, and all kinds of hawks and eagles from extinction. the minute these laws weaken and people can make money off killing them again, they're fucked.
this is one of those "no actually this regulation exists for a reason" laws much like work place safety and building fire codes (that Republicans keep trying to roll back) and is written in blood just like them as well. it's just not human blood this time, and the fact that people actually cared enough about long term future over short term profit to get it put in place is nothing short of astonishing. That it didn't get put in place in time to save several species is heart breaking.
genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!
another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.
also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula
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