Hey there :) I'm Jonaira, 20's, multifandom. You're currently most likely to find - Ted Lasso, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Batfam, Percy Jackson, Black Sails, Lost in Space (2018), White Collar. Mostly SFW - includes my fic works, occasional artwork and random musings. I try to tag appropriately but some stuff may slip through the cracks. Jonaira on Ao3
About time I made one of these which doesn't feature Zuko being hot (no, literally. He's setting things on fire) in my first and only attempt at fanvidding 😂
Hello. If you've followed me for something specific, I can't guarantee you'll find it, but what you will have is fun on your way to getting lost :)
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Main tags: My Art | My writing | AO3 | general nattering in tags/reblogs
Tags Masterlist under the cut
Jonaira Writes - My own writing
Jonaira Draws - My art (mostly fanart) + my photomanips/photoedits
Jonaira Edits - photomanips or gifs I've made (As you can see, I'm not the most organised here, plus it's a newer tag for my more recent edits)
Jonaira Jabbers - My talk tag for when I get chatty in the notes. Observations, quips, and assorted rambling.
Jonaira Answers - askbox replies, tag games
Jonaira watches - Media (films/shows) reviews, observations on stuff I'm currently watching
Photography - Other's photos
Astrophotography - Get Galaxy-brained 😎
Big Sky Dreaming - Pictures/Art of the sky
The sea the sea !! - Writing/Art/Photography featuring the sea (my beloved)
Fic recs / Fic rec - sharing the writerly good stuff around
Notes to Self - solid life advice, motivational stuff
Useful - what it says on the tin
Sidney Crosby/ Evgeni Malkin/ Sidgeno/ Marc Andre Fleury/ Pittsburgh Penguins - the hockey hyperfixation is real ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyfuckingwhen mood board | Everyfuckingwhen by Jonaira | Everyfuckingwhen music | Jump theory for beginners | chronospaciology vibes- the behind-the-scenes and world building stuff for my magnum opus of a story, Everyfuckingwhen. Personal happy place.
A boy named Sue by Jonaira | a Boy named Sue mood board - another fic of mine, much less extensive than that of EFW but no less beloved, currently a WIP
Art tags - Art (other's art), art resources, art references, art advice, drawing resources, drawing references, fanart
Music - Music, Music recs, Jonaira listens
Dinosaurs - 🦖🦕 we party like it's the mesozoic era here
Humour tags - Howling, howling 😂😂😂, lololol, much hilarity
General Awesomeness - awesomeness, Gold, tumblr gold
Cool stuff - Interesting
Stories from around Tumblr, people being people, we're more similar than we are different - Stories
We can't rewind we've gone too far - my tech woes tag (the reference is to the Buggle's song "Video Killed the Radio Star". This isn't me being nihilistic 😂)
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It is found from southern Mexico to Belize, Peru, Venezuela, Bolivia and Brazil, as well as in Trinidad. The bats are nocturnal, sleeping during the day in an unusual formation: most of them line up, one after another, on a branch or wooden beam, nose to tail, in a straight row.
In the photo, the two bats on the lower left are carrying young.
brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?
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on june 16, 2006, lionel messi made his world cup debut for argentina, where he scored his first goal.
on june 16, 2026 — twenty years to the day — lionel messi completed his first world cup hat trick, tying the world cup record for most goals scored by a single player.
[Video is titled, "four cellists play Ravel's Bolero." It's on Classic fM. They all play on the same cello, with the drum part is played by plucking strings. Two of them do small comedy fights in the background between their parts, trying to take the other's place beside the cello. It's a pretty tight fit, and at some points there are four bows almost touching as they all saw the strings.
Text on the screen reads,
four cellists play Ravel's Bolero ... on just one cello. Bolero has long been a test of endurance for snare drummers, but here, every part is played by a cellist. With only one instrument in sight, Wiener Cello Ensemble 5 + 1 leap to the task, involving a fair amount of acrobatics! Watch it all unfold ...
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Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.
At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.
At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.
“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.
The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.
I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.
I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.
I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht.
i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.
i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.
as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.
disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.
at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.
i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.
i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.
At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”
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