Hey there :) I'm Jonaira, 20's, multifandom. You're currently most likely to find - Ted Lasso, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Batfam, Percy Jackson, Black Sails, Lost in Space (2018), White Collar. Mostly SFW - includes my fic works, occasional artwork and random musings. I try to tag appropriately but some stuff may slip through the cracks. Jonaira on Ao3
About time I made one of these which doesn't feature Zuko being hot (no, literally. He's setting things on fire) in my first and only attempt at fanvidding 😂
Hello. If you've followed me for something specific, I can't guarantee you'll find it, but what you will have is fun on your way to getting lost :)
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Main tags: My Art | My writing | AO3 | general nattering in tags/reblogs
Tags Masterlist under the cut
Jonaira Writes - My own writing
Jonaira Draws - My art (mostly fanart) + my photomanips/photoedits
Jonaira Edits - photomanips or gifs I've made (As you can see, I'm not the most organised here, plus it's a newer tag for my more recent edits)
Jonaira Jabbers - My talk tag for when I get chatty in the notes. Observations, quips, and assorted rambling.
Jonaira Answers - askbox replies, tag games
Jonaira watches - Media (films/shows) reviews, observations on stuff I'm currently watching
Photography - Other's photos
Astrophotography - Get Galaxy-brained 😎
Big Sky Dreaming - Pictures/Art of the sky
The sea the sea !! - Writing/Art/Photography featuring the sea (my beloved)
Fic recs / Fic rec - sharing the writerly good stuff around
Notes to Self - solid life advice, motivational stuff
Useful - what it says on the tin
Sidney Crosby/ Evgeni Malkin/ Sidgeno/ Marc Andre Fleury/ Pittsburgh Penguins - the hockey hyperfixation is real ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyfuckingwhen mood board | Everyfuckingwhen by Jonaira | Everyfuckingwhen music | Jump theory for beginners | chronospaciology vibes- the behind-the-scenes and world building stuff for my magnum opus of a story, Everyfuckingwhen. Personal happy place.
A boy named Sue by Jonaira | a Boy named Sue mood board - another fic of mine, much less extensive than that of EFW but no less beloved, currently a WIP
Art tags - Art (other's art), art resources, art references, art advice, drawing resources, drawing references, fanart
Music - Music, Music recs, Jonaira listens
Dinosaurs - 🦖🦕 we party like it's the mesozoic era here
Humour tags - Howling, howling 😂😂😂, lololol, much hilarity
General Awesomeness - awesomeness, Gold, tumblr gold
Cool stuff - Interesting
Stories from around Tumblr, people being people, we're more similar than we are different - Stories
We can't rewind we've gone too far - my tech woes tag (the reference is to the Buggle's song "Video Killed the Radio Star". This isn't me being nihilistic 😂)
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From a project I was working on before going in another direction, but still wanted to post this. Inspired by this photo of mourning doves nesting in the fossil of a triceratops, and how it tells us that the world can end, just not forever.
stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.
Britain will become the first country in the world where it is impossible for children to take, share or view naked pictures on their device
When you don't buy into the "think of the children" framing or think it's bad when people watch porn and look strictly into what this policy would physically entail it ends up looking like yet another extremely dystopian escalation.
They want to put OS-level software on your phone that will scan every picture you take and every message you send and every program you use before you even see it and block anything it considers "inappropriate" unless you dox yourself.
They want every phone to have spyware in it by default. That's what this is about.
I would not be surprised if many of the other countries that have also been building mass surveillance also implement something like this in the next few years, despite all the complaints.
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"If you came to ask Molly Doran, you're shit out of luck, because she's been disappeared... dispersed... in a recent rationalisation."
God, the look on Lamb's face when Whelan says that, the genuine distress on Diana's, the look that passes between them. Holy shit there is so much going on in that little exchange, volumes. It goes beyond them sharing an opinion on Whelan and his leadership style, I think, it seems like history. Like, what shared history do Lamb and Diana and Molly Doran have? I want to know all about it.
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there’s an elder leatherman and leather worker in my neighborhood who does alterations on some of my stuff for me and every time I call him on the telephone we have the exact same exchange
to set the scene, the living room of his home is his workshop. along two sides of the room are all his different machines and tools, the other has open shelves packed to the ceiling with hides. a big workbench fills the center of the room.
- he inspects the thrifted piece I’ve brought for him to alter and tells me it’s terrible
- scolds me for not having him make me something from scratch
- the entire time he’s doing measurements and starting to trim/do the initial fittings, he reiterates (in a truly exasperated manner) what a big project this is
- I sit perched on a stool in the corner while he works
- sometimes while he works he mumbles things about the last 60 years of his career as a leather worker
- inevitably charges me less than he quoted me
- sends me on my way with a few scrap pieces of leather for projects that I’m toying with
I’m very fond of him, in many ways he reminds me of my grandpa, who was a master craftsman woodworker and made some of my furniture. there’s something comforting about his grumpiness.
I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
Mormon Jesus is like an ex that ghosted me for ten years, and my last text to him was something like I just don’t know what I did wrong :( and then he texted me a decade later out of the blue with dude you gotta watch this lady try to park it’s gonna be HILARIOUS lol
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
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Currently rereading The Hobbit, and I swear it's like Tolkien took every antisemitic stereotype and caricature that was being used to dehumanize Jews during this time and put them onto the dwarves but turned them on its head to make them traits to be admired. I already knew he was a badass for telling the Nazis to go fuck themselves, but this just makes me love his work more.
That last post I reblogged got me thinking again about how people can’t separate their idea of manhood from violence.
It’s like some people are capable of imagining womanhood without submission but can’t imagine manhood without dominance. Like for some reason in their minds women can escape their gender norms and make a new definition of what gender is for themselves but men can’t.
My cishet dad has often told me that he found feminist theory to be very freeing. It told him that yes men can be gentle and caring. Yes men can be sensitive. Being a man means what you want it to mean.
I’ve met other cishet men that feel the same way. I really do like talking with cis men about gender sometimes. You really see them become a lot happier when they fully internalize the idea that being a man means whatever they want it to mean.
You get told a lot as a man “real men do or don’t do xyz”. I’ve even experienced this as a trans man.
but the “real man” is an impossible standard to achieve. He doesn’t exist. He’s a mythical being to strive towards. You will never be him and trying to be him will trap you in a cage.
If you think that masculinity is a prison, what you need to realize is that the bars are unlocked and there are no guards. You’ve been talked into your cage like an elephant on a string and you can open the door at any time.
