Hey there :) I'm Jonaira, 20's, multifandom. You're currently most likely to find - Ted Lasso, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Batfam, Percy Jackson, Black Sails, Lost in Space (2018), White Collar. Mostly SFW - includes my fic works, occasional artwork and random musings. I try to tag appropriately but some stuff may slip through the cracks. Jonaira on Ao3
About time I made one of these which doesn't feature Zuko being hot (no, literally. He's setting things on fire) in my first and only attempt at fanvidding π
Hello. If you've followed me for something specific, I can't guarantee you'll find it, but what you will have is fun on your way to getting lost :)
Most relevant stuff is already in the bio. Like/reblog sprees are beloved and appreciated (even if you aren't following). Sharing the brainworms is caring (and raising brainbutterflies in the long run :) If you're a minor and following, cool. I don't want further details. I'm an adult (with varied interests) and post accordingly, so feel free to block/filter whatever tags you need in order to curate your space better.
Main tags: My Art | My writing | AO3 | general nattering in tags/reblogs
Tags Masterlist under the cutΒ
Jonaira Writes - My own writing
Jonaira Draws - My art (mostly fanart) + my photomanips/photoedits
Jonaira Edits - photomanips or gifs I've made (As you can see, I'm not the most organised here, plus it's a newer tag for my more recent edits)
Jonaira Jabbers - My talk tag for when I get chatty in the notes. Observations, quips, and assorted rambling.Β
Jonaira Answers - askbox replies, tag games
Jonaira watches - Media (films/shows) reviews, observations on stuff I'm currently watching
Photography - Other's photos
Astrophotography - Get Galaxy-brained π
Big Sky Dreaming - Pictures/Art of the sky
The sea the sea !! - Writing/Art/Photography featuring the sea (my beloved)
Fic recs / Fic rec - sharing the writerly good stuff around
Notes to Self - solid life advice, motivational stuffΒ
Useful - what it says on the tin
Sidney Crosby/ Evgeni Malkin/ Sidgeno/ Marc Andre Fleury/ Pittsburgh Penguins - the hockey hyperfixation is real Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Everyfuckingwhen mood board | Everyfuckingwhen by Jonaira | Everyfuckingwhen music | Jump theory for beginners | chronospaciology vibes- the behind-the-scenes and world building stuff for my magnum opus of a story, Everyfuckingwhen. Personal happy place.
A boy named Sue by Jonaira | a Boy named Sue mood board - another fic of mine, much less extensive than that of EFW but no less beloved, currently a WIP
Art tags - Art (other's art), art resources, art references, art advice, drawing resources, drawing references, fanart
Music - Music, Music recs, Jonaira listens
Dinosaurs - π¦π¦ we party like it's the mesozoic era here
Humour tags - Howling, howling πππ, lololol, much hilarity
General Awesomeness - awesomeness, Gold, tumblr gold
Cool stuff - Interesting
Stories from around Tumblr, people being people, we're more similar than we are different - Stories
We can't rewind we've gone too far - my tech woes tag (the reference is to the Buggle's song "Video Killed the Radio Star". This isn't me being nihilistic π)
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Note: This will not discuss cap hits or cap space. This is simply looking at current contract expiry dates within the Penguins NHL and Organizational roster. All info via Puckpedia. For more detailed explanations of how contracts work, try their FAQ.
19 players within the Penguins system are on contracts that expire at the end of the 2025-26 season. 14 are set to become UFAs July 1st 2026, the other 5 will be RFAs. Their names and statuses are listed below. The most notable and highest cap hit of the pending UFAs is forward Evgeni Malkin at a cap hit of $6.1M. The most notable of the pending RFAs is likely goalie Artus Silovs, followed closely by the highest cap hit of the RFAs in forward Egor Chinakov at $2.1M. 8 of the 19 total expiring contracts (5 UFA/3 RFA) belong to players who ended the season in the minor leagues and are currently playing for the Wilkes-Barre Scranton Penguins or the Wheeling Nailers. 4 of the 5 RFAs are eligible for arbitration. Ville Koivunen is the only RFA that Puckpedia does not list as eligible. 3 of the UFA contracts have trade protection. Only one player (Malkin) is eligible for a 35+ contract. By position, there are 10 forwards, 5 defense, and 4 goalies on expiring contracts. Of the UFAs, 8 are forwards, 4 are defense, 2 are goalies. Of the RFAs, 2 are forwards, 1 is defense, and 2 are goalies.
(Personally, I expect most if not all of the RFAs to be re-signed. They may not receive qualifying offers in an attempt by the Pens to dodge arbitration in which case they become UFAs. It's a common practice unfortunately, and can go either way depending on how contract negotiations go. I refuse to speculate on offer sheets for RFAs on any capacity and so I will not. On the topic of Geno I am hope-pilled and thus believe in GMKD's ability to avoid another contractgate. I will not speculate on any of our other pending UFAs aside from the fact that I do not expect us to keep Anthony Mantha or Kevin Hayes. Don't ask me about our goalies situation, IDK.)
18 players within the system have contracts that expire July 1st 2027 (next summer). 11 of those are currently at the NHL level, however there is a good chance we see the likes of Avery Hayes or Rutger McGroarty make the NHL roster out of training camp so that number is subject to change. Most notable of the summer 2027 UFAs are Sidney Crosby and Erik Karlsson. They have the current highest cap hits on the team at 8.7M and 10M respectively. Both are eligible for a 35+ contract.
Penguins currently have 25 draft picks in the next 3 drafts. 15 total picks are in the first 3 rounds including all 3 1st rounders, and the remaining 10 are in the final 4 rounds. The breakdown is 5 picks in 2026, 9 in 2027, and 11 in 2028. This is as much draft capital as it is trade capital. For the breakdown by year scroll to the bottom.
For non-playing cap deductions, Pens have 3 of their 3 retentions available if they were to make a trade. They have nothing in buried salary with Ryan Graves on the NHL lineup and Matt Dumba having cleared waivers for contract termination. As of July 1st 2026, the Jack Johnson buyout comes off the books. If they were to buy out Ryan Graves this summer they would be paying him until 2032.
Edit: I will add minor updates below as players ink new contracts. I make no promises but I will do my best between now and the start free agency. After June 30th do not expect updates
Definitions:
Unrestricted Free Agent (UFA): A UFA is free to sign with any team as of July 1st at 12pm Eastern. A player commonly becomes a UFA if their current contract ends after either 7 professional seasons or they are 27 or older as of July 30.
UFA-G6: A player becomes a Group 6 UFA if they are 25, have completed 3 or more professional seasons, have an expiring contract, and have played less than 80 total NHL Games, 28 for goalies.
Restricted Free Agent (RFA): Any player who does not meet the requirements to be an UFA at the conclusion of their current contract. In order for a team to keep a player's RFA status, they must provide a Qualifying Offer. A QO has minimum required salary and length based on the previous contract signed. It cannot be signed until July 1st and is not necessarily the final contract. RFAs that are arbitration eligible can elect to have their QO go to arbitration.
Non-Qualified RFAs: Any RFA who does not receive a Qualifying Offer from their team by June 25 at 5pm Eastern becomes a UFA. Non-qualified RFAs who sign a UFA contract may still be RFA eligible upon next contract expiry depending on if they meet the standard UFA definition.
Status by Year of Contract Expiration
2026:
UFA:
Evgeni Malkin (nm)
Kevin Hayes (nm)
Anthony Mantha
Noel Acciari (nm)
Connor Dewar RE-SIGNED!
Connor Clifton
Ryan Shea
Ilya Solovyov (UFA-G6) RE-SIGNED!
Stuart Skinner
Bokondji Imama (m)
Joona Koppanen (m)
Rafael Harvey-Pinard (m)
Sebastian Aho (no not that one) (m)
Taylor Gauthier (UFA-G6) (m)
RFA:
Egor Chinakov (arb)
Arturs Silovs (arb)
Ville Koivunen (m)
Alexander Alexyev (m) (arb)
Joel Blomqvist (m) (arb)
2027:
UFA:
Sidney Crosby (nm)
Tommy Novak
Justin Brazeau
Filip Hallander (ir)
Erik Karlsson (nm)
Sam Girard (nm)
Parker Wotherspoon
Caleb Jones (ir)
Jack St. Ivany
Phil Kemp (m)
RFA:
Elmer Soderblom (arb)
Jake Livanavage (elc) /w /ofs
Rutger McGroarty (m)
Tristan Broz (m)
Avery Hayes (m)
Owen Pickering (m)
Daniel Laatsch (m)
Sergei Murashov (m)
2028:
UFA:
Bryan Rust
Rickard Rakell (nm)
Kris Letang
RFA:
Ben Kindel (elc) /w
Mikhail Ye. Ilyin (m)
Chase Pietila (m)
Finn Harding (m)
Emil Pieniniemi (m)
2029:
UFA:
Blake Lizotte
Ryan Graves (nm)
RFA:
Melvin Fernstrom (m)
Tanner Howe (m)
Bill Zonnon (m)
Peyton Kettles (ir)(m)
Harrison Brunicke (m)
Gabriel D'Aigle (m)
Contract Specifications:
(nm): trade protection, see below for specifics
(arb): arbitration eligible
(ir): currently injured
(m): minor leagues aka non-roster
(elc): entry level contract (only denoted for players on the NHL roster. most RFAs in the minors are on their ELC)
/w: waivers exempt (only denoted on players on the NHL roster. most RFAs in the minors are waivers exempt)
/ofs: offer sheet ineligible
Other:
Non-Roster, Non-Player Contract Statuses that can potentially effect cap hit(as of July 1st 2026):
Buried: 0
Buyout: 0
Retained: 0/3
Trade Protection aka No-Movement Clause:
No Movement Clause: Cannot be traded, sent to the minors, or waived without player approval
Sidney Crosby
Evgeni Malkin
Erik Karlsson
Kris Letang*
No Trade Clause: Player cannot be traded without player approval.
Modified No Trade Clause: Negotiated terms for potential trade. Player provides a list of acceptable trade teams
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
1940 renovated Black & White theme house in West Palm Beach, FL, 5bds. 3ba., 1,768sqft, sold for $699,995 (Zillow's est.: $676,500). I think it came furnished, b/c the listing says that it's been carefully curated. Behind the house is a guest house, too.
They have completely committed to the bit. There is nothing, except the wood and fireplace, that are brown.
It's an open concept living room/kitchen with the dining room to the side. Look at the graffiti wallpaper on the molding, too.
They even painted the door.
And, this is the dining room.
The primary suite. I think that this would drive me nutzo. I would have to add some color to break it up. They put a semi-transparent sliding door on the ensuite.
Too white. And, the washer/dryer are in here, too.
Stairs to the upstairs bedrooms.
Murals, matching framed art, and gold accents.
This one is a little less crazy.
And, this one leaves the mural at the discretion of the buyer.
You can see that some of the ceilings have murals.
The upstairs renovated bathroom is now a shower room.
The theme carries outside. It's so nice to see some green out here.
There's even a design on the garden shed.
Behind the row of palms is the guest house that has its own exterior design.
It has a living room/kitchen combo, 1bd, and a bath. It's 432sqft.
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Mesozoic Mind from Dinosaurs! A Fun-Filled Trip Back in Time (1987) performed by Charmer
This throwaway music video segment of a tape cobbled together from numerous short films 40 years ago is so good it has its own fan website: www.mesozoicmind.com
In WWI, a tradition in German regiments was to photograph the tallest and shortest member of the regiment side by side. These photos were then often sold as postcards.
I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man
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Across three preregistered studies, participants interacting with sycophantic AI became more convinced of their own rightness and less willing to repair relationships. Yet at the same time, participants rated sycophantic AI models as higher quality, more trustworthy, and more desirable for future use, which may explain why this behavior has persisted despite its harmful impacts.
Myra Cheng et al. "Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence." Science 391, eaec8352 (2026).
