yall have sex forreal?

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

please

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

im in the house like carpet

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden