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as tumblr implodes around us and none of us have enough clout to establish ourselves on the shitty alternative sites or migrate to twitter, we can only be true to our nature. much like the musicians on the titanic, we will continue to be gay shitposting communists until we sink beneath the waves. ladies, its been an honor
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Lobbyists are pushing a bill that would be super bad for copyright. Think SOPA and Article 13 + 11 meshed together. Like THAT bad.
It’s called H.R. 1695/S.1010, and what it would do is allow the president to appoint who will be the next Register of Copyrights. Right now that office is under the control of the Library of Congress. It’s a non-political position. But Hollywood has been lobbying hard to get this into a political position.
Whoever Trump picks is obviously going to be someone who bows to the whims of Hollywood and pushes for things like website blocking, upload filters, etc. It’s bad. It’s like BAD bad.
Anyway, it’s heading into a Senate committee meeting on December 12. I’m not going to lie, it looks dire. BUT it hasn’t passed the committee yet so it’s not headed to the Senate yet so I mean idk, let’s TRY to at least get them to not pass this law?
Dial 1-916-823-9612 and enter your zip code to call your Senators and ask they stop this legislation before a crucial committee vote.
You can email your representative’s here.
However, calling is the most effective.
Pornhub’s entire business model revolves around stealing content made by sex workers without their consent and profiting off it with no compensation to the workers who generate the content they steal. Sex workers are an incredibly vulnerable and stigmatised class of workers, mostly women, mostly younger, mostly not rich, with little recourse, socially or legally, against a massive corporation like Pornhub.
Pornhub relies on this, on how little you care about sex workers, to maintain a business based on stealing their livelihoods. Stop applauding a corporation that literally exists to steal from marginalised workers just because they have a competent PR department.
Fucking thank you
I’m not defending them but isn’t that true of all porn sites?
Yes.
This is going around again because Pornhub have apparently been billing themselves as an alternative to Tumblr for artists and sex workers and it was made originally because as they say, Pornhub has a very clever PR department (I’m thinking in particular of the snow plowing stunt last year) and people have a tendency to fall for it.
Pornhub pays 69 cents per 1k views while Youtube pays $7.60 for the same amount of traffic.
If someone steals your porn and uploads it, Pornhub requires that you doxx yourself to the uploader.
^^^^ Yep! Said it before, will say it again, and have been needing to remind people pretty often because it apparently takes nothing for y'all to forget that corporations don’t care about you (since people have been all starry eyed about their new BFF Pornhub): THIS IS HOW IT WORKS: When a performer discovers their reuploaded content, they must file a DMCA req to get it pulled down. This involves two main parts. 1. Their formal statement is required to *prove* they are indeed the owner fo the content, and therefore have the right to state it was not intended for redistribution. 2. To prove this, they must submit their LEGAL NAME AND ADDRESS to the site. As part of DMCA law, the site retains the right to DISCLOSE OUR NAME AND ADDRESS to the uploader, as part of informing them who has made a claim against the upload. (Because of the frightening implications of giving my name and address to a porn site that can make the info available to a pirate, I have paid THOUSANDS in legal fees to incorporate in order to keep my info private. It was very expensive and absolutely not available to most performers, and for years I did not have this option available and had to continue doxxing myself to fucking pornsites) NOTE!!! At NO POINT are the uploaders asked to provide legal proof of clip ownership, nor are they required to submit their name and address. Sites NEVER ask pirates to prove anything is theirs aside perhaps from ticking a check box. Pirates are hard to fight because sites do next to nothing to discourage them. Why? Because they make their money off of traffic, and all income is good income to them. They don’t care. Be better than them. Tubesites are not friends to artists and fair warning, artists that think Pornhub will be a great place for them will find that out when their shit starts getting reposted.
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What is sadoeconomist name?
How big is sadoeconomist cock? Post a pic of it
What a blast from the fucking past. I haven’t been with sadoeconomist for over 5 years...WTF? How far back were you trolling in my archives?
A few thoughts:
1) If this is him: hi and fuck off.
2) Even if we had ended on good terms, which we didn’t, why do you think I would post a picture of his cock? That’s such a skeezy thing to do, and you should never trust anyone who would post an intimate photo of their ex without their permission.
If you must know, go ask him yourself. He might even show you.
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
but really porn is just the canary in the coal mine that our supposed general purpose computing devices are tightly controlled by a duopoly that makes Microsoft in the ‘90s look relaxed and open minded: Apple doesn’t want porn apps on its phones, so there are no porn apps on its phones; other apps can stay if they tithe 30%, but they’re on thin fucking ice.
you can leave Tumblr and go to another social network, but if that gets sufficiently popular it will face the same threat, there is no escape.
the last bastion of freedom is the open web, and I anticipate the day when mobile Safari blocks access to sites that aren’t signed by Apple, for security reasons.
the right to install whatever software you want on your own computer is a vital one, and we should be fighting for it.
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awareness…
Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
Well done ladies! 👏👏 yes work that clit. 💋👠
Definitely suck on my clit. And start gently, you are neither a cat to flip it nor you are in the rush to catch the bus. And once you find out what I like, stop fucking changing the technique!!. Stick to the one that works, we can experiment some other time!!.
Wonderful, Ladies! Be explicit, we want to make you happy, tell us how! :-)
🙌🏻 this is gold!!! Solid gold!!!
Sharing this because everyone should know!
knowledge is power, sharing is caring, etc
Wow. That is alot of valuable feedback right there!!
Rule #1: Don’t do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #2: Don’t do it like they do it in porn!!!
Rule #3: That stupid tongue-way-out and flicking triple time? They do that in porn.
Rule #4: They do that in porn because if they were licking pussy the right way you’d see a) two thighs and b) the back of a head. In porn they want to see a) pussy and b) as little of the man as possible.
Rule #5: Don’t do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #6: Your tongue is not a cock. Sometimes people in porn use their tongues like a cock. But see rules #1-5. Also the second and third sentences of this rule!
Rule #7: Watch how she touches herself. (What, you’ve watched how she touches herself, right? If not watch how pretty much _every_ woman touches herself when she’s legit getting off and not just doing what women do in porn.
Rule #8: Lick her where she touches herself. Because those are the good spots.
Rule #9: Notice how much she’s fingering inside herself when she touches herself? Yeah, me either usually.
Rule #10: If she does touch herself inside, notice how deep her fingers go? Gene Simmon’s tongue isn’t that long, or that strong. See Rule #6.
Rule #11: See her hipbones? See the insides of her thighs almost up by her knees? Unless she’s ticklish (in which case maybe spend more time kissing face to face and letting her get really warmed up, because…
Side Rule #A: Ticklish almost always means not-horny-enough.
Rule #12: Back to Rule #11: Find time to kiss her everywhere between her hipbones and the insides of her thighs almost up to her knees. Then start kissing her kitty.
Rule #13: When she’s really wound up she’s very likely to be sensitive everywhere detailed in Rule #11.
Rule #14: Long, soft strokes with the flat of your tongue. From the bottom of her kitty along side her outer lips to the top. Then on the other side.
Rule #15: Which they rarely do in porn. So do that.
Rule #16: gently part her lips with your own lips and tongue and softly slip between her inner lips, tasting her as you go because she’s going to taste pretty good.
Rule #17: Maybe slurp one of her inner lips between yours, one side at a time, fairly close to the top near her clit, and swirl your tongue on the inside – while gently tugging down just a little bit because that tugs down on her clit a little bit.
Rule #18: Generally speaking don’t slide your tongue all the way under her hood because the tip of her clit is sensitive as hell and the top of your tongue is usually pretty rough.
Rule #19: You know how you watched the way she touches herself? Take a minute to think about that again. Bonus points of you remember which side of her clit she favors because almost everyone is more sensitive on one side than the other.
Side Rule #B: For some reason the average woman’s clit is more sensitive on the left side.
Side Rule #C: But goddamn it the woman you are going down on is anything but average! So your her mileage may vary!
Rule #20: Open your mouth over her clit hood – about as wide as you comfortably can (though watch those teeth) – and then apply gentle suction.
Rule #21: Wetly swirl your tongue alongside the hood of her clit, up past the little fold that hides the tip.
Rule #22: Occasionally slide your tongue back and forth across the top of her clit hood.
Rule #23: If she’s really aroused you’ll start to feel a little “stem” growing underneath her hood. That’s good. Very, very good.
Rule #24: This is a very good time to think carefully about what you’re going to do next. Because when you feel that little stem (her clit’s erect) then you might be able to back off a little bit. And go on a little kissing and licking tour from #12, above. Which might help her keep sailing and also help her from …
Rule #25: If you keep doing the same thing change it up a little, because she can go numb. This will frustrate her at least as much as it will you.
Rule #25: If you feel her little stem under her clit hood rise, and if she grabs your head or (especially) if she squeaks “don’t stop” in a tiny little entirely non-porn way (because Rules all-of-the-above if she’s really getting off she’s not likely to sound much like anyone in porn) then…
Rule #26: DON’T STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! Because she’s going to come if you don’t stop. And want to grit her teeth, cry, or possibly kill you if you do.
Rule #27: When she’s done coming (she’ll let you know by releasing pressure on your head with her hands and/or possibly her thighs) go back to #11 and give her soft, gentle kisses there. Because her inner lips and clit will almost certainly be pretty sensitive.
Rule #28: Climb up along side her and hold and kiss her. (If you’re not sure she’ll like her flavor – many women do but quite a few don’t at all – then subtly wipe your face on the sheets on your way up.
Rule #29: I didn’t say anything about fucking her afterwards, did I? No I didn not. Sometimes she’ll want to after. Sometimes she won’t. Just like sometimes you’re up for it after she’s gone down on you and blown your socks across the room and other times you couldn’t get it up again for lifeboat room on the Titanic! If not that’s ok. You can jack off later, just like she rubs one out when you’ve capsized after coming. But!
Rule #30: She’ll remember. And rock your fucking socks next time. Because most guys won’t go down on her at all, and the ones that do think porn is an instruction manual. And so she won’t forget you pulling that thorn out of her paw, and she’ll be a lioness next time. Which might not be that long because many (but not all!) women recover and are ready for a nice round two before all that long at all.
Rule #31: Rule #32, below, is the most important rule of all.
In other words don’t be a robot. She’s not a robot either. Interact, make eye contact, respond to her like she’s very likely responding to you!
And finally, Rule #33: Don’t lick anyone’s pussy like they do it in porn!
Goodness! I thought I’d lost this post! It’s the source of my maybe-cryptic “Rule 5″ tag: don’t do it like they do it in porn!
Better late than never!
because tumblr’s thriving sexytimes world actually teaches some really good shit
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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further
Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience
Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
It became necessary
WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
Goodbye, Tumblr
When I am inevitably flagged and banned under the new TOS, I won’t be coming back.
It’s been a good run.
Before y’all say, “I hate Texas for not electing Beto O’Rourke” please know these things:
1. Record numbers of Texan voters came out to the polls to vote because of Beto.
2. Because more Texan voters went to vote, more democratic votes were cast in other important areas.
3. Beto lost by the slimmest margin seen in Texas in 25 years meaning CHANGE IS COMING.
4. If you lived in Texas, you would know Beto was not expected to win and the fact that he got the large number of votes that he did is incredible.
Thank you Beto for all you’ve done to unite the people of Texas and across the country. Maybe this will get y’all to change y’alls minds about hating Texas.
Left wing Texans have been working incredibly hard to enact change over time. The work is being done, and it’s being done WELL, and we’re still seeing results despite a Senate loss. I’m very proud of everyone in my home state who fought for Beto!
A number of house seats (and STATE house seats) went blue because of Beto’s coattails, too!
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@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”
“If you’re a political enemy of fascism though, either they lose or you die”
Important
NYU students who back Trump afraid to show their faces.
“They’re afraid of losing friends, being ridiculed in class, getting worse grades and are even afraid of being assaulted and physically hurt.”
good
no, not good. because if we hate them as much as Trump and his supporters hate certain groups, we are no better than they are.
yeah I am
“if you hate these bigots you’re just as bigoted as they are”
This “we’re no better than them” mentality makes the critical mistake that hate itself is the problem.
Hate is not the problem. At all. Hate can be constructive. Hate can be defensive and come from righteous outrage.
The problem is irrational hate towards innocent people.
Hating a racist is COMPLETELY fucking different from hating a race. A whole race didn’t do anything wrong. A racist did. Hating the racist is 100% proportionate, justifiable retaliation.
Fucking. Mic. Drop.
The reason that hate groups like the Klan have been driven so near to extinction is because of this exact thing. It became unfashionable to be publicly racist, and the backlash against those kinds of groups became unbearable for them. It drove them out of the limelight and into the very fringes of society.
This postmodern “hating the hate makes you just as bad” bullshit is what’s allowing them to re-prosper.
Fuck that.
Expose them. Make them lose their friends. Ridicule them in classes. If you can get away with it, beat their asses. Show them what it means that we will not go back to that way of life again. It’s time for the racists to be the ones who live in fear.
It’s not even about hating Nazis. It’s about having an understanding of what happens when fascists are allowed to organize. They kill. We understand that the only way to prevent them from murdering innocent people is to rise up against them and prevent them from organizing by any means necessary.
It is self-defense and it is not something that we enjoy.
almost 2 years later this has had some really nice additions
The policies they endorse by voting for him and supporting him are in fact the problem. If you’re pro racism as a wedge issue then you probably deserve judgement
