sweetmotherofcactus

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

Weird flex but okay

thinking about all the times i went through something or had a pivotal or even a mundane experience in my life then read a book or watched a movie or listened to an album and was so pleasantly surprised at how much i could resonate (almost at an alarming level) and how comforted it made me feel. it's so lovely.......the timing of the universe and how it always offers you little pieces of art like books, movies, tv shows, songs and albums and slowly nudges it your way exactly when you need those things at a certain stage in your life, perhaps to make you understand your life and your experiences better and to sharpen the thoughts you already had, or clarify ones you weren't even aware you had

Great bed idea for a childrens hospital.

you know, because of color theory

Of course.

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

you know how it is with spaghetti

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed

Perfect addition, and I love that so much

Katara: Straight up, Aang’s my boy. But not this Zuko fool, okay? Zuko’s a dumb name.  You come in here like you own the place with your cool firebending, steezing, like you’re some kind of master. You’re not a master. You’re a loser prince, okay? Everyones jumping on his little fire dick, especially Aang. Little firebending DOUCHE. Like I’ve known you since you thawed out of the iceberg, bro. You’ve been friends with this guy for maybe a week. Maybe.

she sounds so sure that this is a common thing like. name literally anyone else with a grinch fetish

give her one

give her a cheeto.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

Fuck it, worth a shot