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OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

In exactly the same vein, the department meant to deal with things like bedbugs...is now infested with bedbugs.

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

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@sweetly-dazed

so weird leftists don't call out big food more remember when nestlé was responsible for over 10 million infant deaths in low and middle income countries i do

report

or the death and disease they have meticulously inflicted on the most vulnerable of brazil while undermining public health policy and education

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

I don’t know how feminists in the 1970s burned their bras. that shit’s expensive!