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ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

REBLOG THIS IF UR STILL ACTIVE IN THE IT/REDDIE FANDOM SO I CAN FOLLOW U

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

Bóòkmärkê?

KÜDÖSś?

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.

I once read a slow burn where the main pairing didn’t even speak to each other ontil 80k words in

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read and the only true slow burn fic

HSGSGSH THIS IS THE POST I WAS REFERRING TO WHEN I SAID MY READERS HATE ME FOR MY SLOW BURN

Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me

go into my ask box thing (Q&A) and tell me what your headcanon voice for me is

okay but if you still active in the IT fandom can y’all just reblog this I need to follow you