If gays go to turbo-hell and cars go to heaven, tell me Will, in what afterlife would we find those two trucks having sex?

not saying I want to undergo demonic possession but. might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

This looks like a “humans of new york” picture

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

ya’ll dissing the supernatural finale like the writers didn’t sacrifice every lead character so georgia could turn blue twice

YES THEY FUCKING CONFIRMED THE GEORGIA VOTE LIKE AN HOUR AFTER THE SUPERNATURAL FINALE, tonight is gonna be hog fucking wild here on tumblr dot mega hell

please GOD let me learn things from actual news sources

IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME CLOISTERED IN THE CLOWNERY STOP COMPLAINING WHEN THE CLOWNS ARE YOUR ONLY CONVERSATION PARTNERS

your url just makes it better

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

I reblogged this shit a month ago what are you doing

Queuing?

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

whoever has my voodoo doll pls tuck it into bed and give it a lil forehead kiss i need it

That GIF is killing me