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my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

seduce me with your book collection

Tumblr hates trans women so REBLOG IF TRANS WOMEN ARE WELCOME HERE!! We love you!

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

You might try to hurt me but I have regenerative limbs and regenerative feelings and regenerative confidence

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

tumblr has its faults yeah but i gotta say. our posts about the ao3 outage seem to be mostly "WAAAUGHHH NOOOOOOO (thank you ao3 volunteers) MY BEDTIME STORIESSSS!!! NOOOOOO (thank you for working so hard to get the website back otw volunteers) AUGGGOUAGHHHUUUU I MISS MY STORIESSSSS!!!!!!". but on twitter there's folks throwing horrifying insults at ao3 right to their face. which. what the fuck

It’s so bad that a bunch of people were ready (and did) to jump ship to a lookalike pro-censorship site without any prior research on it 😭

March

this is revolutionary