hayes code violation

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

james ortiz is the only person who will see the light of heaven

every day I give thanks for the fact that the performer getting interview and podcast spots to talk about rocky hailmary is a latino gay person who a) has heard of gender and b) knows how to analyze a fucking script. imagine what kind of world we could be living in if they'd recast rocky's voice with an average hollywood A-lister and we were hearing their takes instead. we could be in actual biblical hell right now.

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob