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Why is sad Jin Ling in the corner of this 3zun postcard? Wrong answers only
"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."
--Adam Savage
many such cases
itâs sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mineâan N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said âdamn. never known a woman to chooseâŚpracticality over looks.â
And I just said, âoh. you can go, youâre not getting a drink.â And he said, âwhat???â
I said, âsir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.â
And he was so astonished he didnât even argue he just turned around and left đđđť it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, sheâs the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, âWell, IâM not walking six miles, Michael! Iâll meet you back at the car!â and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldnât get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationshipâŚâŚ.
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and heâs like âhey. you know what this isâ i was like ânah sorryâ (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some randoâs pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with âheh. you must not read many booksâ
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: âheh. you must not want this beer.â thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm âplease please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorryâ believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

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this scene kiiiiiiills me and I think CQL really missed out by not including some version of it. the seeds of all 3zunâs problems right here at the start
NMJ internal monologue: heâs only here out of obligation and he thinks Iâm the kind of person whoâd force him to stay. This is terrible.
MY internal monologue: Iâm being kicked out. He doesnât care if I stay or go. This is terrible.
LXC inner monologue: :) another communication win for Zewu-jun, this is great
#lmao đ#oh zewu jun#oh also to be a fly on the wall when lxc presumably at some point asks nmj did he see a-yao when he visited the jin encampment?#did his father accept him? is he alright? how is he faring?#nmj (a full minute of crickets later): I watched him murder his captain. then he faked suicide sealed my qi and disappeared.#lxc (a full two minutes of crickets later): âŚ..say what now#SORRY ITS NOT FUNNY BUT ALSO IT IS#3zun#venerated triad#jin guangyao#lan xichen#nie mingjue#mdzs
@crithirâ GREAT news, we do get to see this moment a few pages later!
remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.
i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong
Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.
Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.
Like to imagine Xie Lianâs first birthday after Hua Cheng comes back, and everyone knows heâs going to stop by Heaven at some point that week and that Crimson Rain WILL BE COMING WITH HIM to be sure his beloved has a nice birthweek. So of courses thereâs a whole scramble to get him a gift so as not to offend Hua Cheng and end up dead.
The entire court is looking for presents, and at first they try to get Fengqing to make recommendations, but those two are completely convinced that every question is from a spy acting on behalf of the other to get them to reveal their present so they can plot to get something better and so of course they will not say shit. At some point, a random official remembers heâs a Sword Guy and a freaking Martial God, so they finally chill like, oh yeah, we know what to do with those kinda guys.
Cut to Xie Lian being handed swords like flowers in the streets, except most of the swords are his old swords he had to sell that other officials picked up, and Hua Cheng is sitting in the back, patting himself on the back for sneaking a clone into Heaven and securing Xie Lian his reparations.
gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why youâre reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say âboyfriendâ they actually said âboy friendâ. every character will become aromantic when iâm done with them

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men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
Au where hua cheng was searching for xie lian more actively so he set a bounty on him and had "have you seen this man" posters with a drawing of xie lian plastered all over the place
Xie Lian finds said poster and goes "when did I offend the ghost king so much he's offering this much money to find me!?"
Poster: wanted alive and unharmed
Xie lian: he wants to kill me himself...
Shi Qingxuan: this portrait doesnt look much like how you usually dress though
Xie Lian: well it is from when i was 17
Shi Qingxuan: you pissed off the ghost king so badly he was hunting you down at 17????
You wouldnât think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. Itâs like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Donât fuck with flamingos
âŚ.. Didnât know most of that
Huh⌠so thatâs why zoos donât put them somewhere warm during winter.
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about themâthey can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything elseâwater so salty it burns your skin.
American flamingos just drink that shit
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that itâs naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything elseâand it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
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Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: âAll flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planetâs most extreme wetlands, like caustic âsoda lakesâ, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.â
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: âMore than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzaniaâs Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).â
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: âThey can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.â
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: âThe birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
âYouâll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,â Dr. Arengo said. âAnd as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.ââ
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: âThe lakeâs landscape is surreal and deadlyâand made even more bizarre by the fact that itâs the place where nearly 75 percent of the worldâs lesser flamingos are born.â
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: âFlamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red â without them, flamingos would be white.â
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yeah theyâre just like that
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The reason Tankhun and Vegas get along post-canon is not because of Pete, it is because Vegas is hypercritical of the media he consumes and is the only one who can keep up with Tankhun's deep thought-provoking discussions about the latest drama. Unfortunately, this does mean he is conscripted into weekly movie nights and Pete, the bastard, isn't helping him escape.

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I find it interesting how none of the guys on KinnPorsche made fun of Tankhun this includes his family.
He's the oldest son of a mob family but Kinn the middle child is the heir since Kinn is the most skilled and the most fit to rule that empire of a family.
Tankhun isn't cut out for the mob live- he's a spoiled prince who wants to feed his fish, watch his dramas, sing karaoke and have a fun time- he's very smart and good at coming up with stuff but he's not a heartless killer.
His personality is that of those rich girls from eighties, nineties and two thousands tv shows the ones who carry a dog in their purse-his personality is rich valley girl but in the body of a gay Thai man, the kind of person who owns at least one tiara and one item of clothing or necklace that has their name or initials on it.
Which could be a stereotype but he's not dumb, he's not weak and people do respect him not just the people who are assigned to protect him but also his family- granted both of his brothers and his cousin are both gay but it's different, they all are straight passing while he's loud and dramatic.
Usually characters like him in the past only existed to be mocked, made fun of or be a stereotype.
But he's smart- he knew how to work the controls to control of that little car they were using to make smoke appear he didn't needs help from Arm to control that thing he did it on his own- he took the controls from Arm because he knew he could control it on his own.
Sometimes shows needs a loud flashy person who's not only respected but treated like a person with feelings and a personality that goes beyond the stereotypes.
one of my favorite things about ATLA is how often they have to randomly nerf Sokka specifically to make an episode work...because otherwise he'd just solve it or prevent it from even happening in the first place
Need Aang to get captured by Zhao? Make Sokka sick.
Need to make Toph and Aang struggle to communicate? Sokka's stuck in a hole.
Need the Gaang wandering aimlessly in the desert? Sokka's tripping on cactus juice.
The show had to make Sokka the comic relief character because that was the only way to justify him being subject to absolute nonsense just to take him out of the plot.
He's too powerful and the writers knew it.