Jul 16
did up a doodle suggestion for NMJ on patreon~
(he decided to drag the other two for a training session as well haha...)
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did up a doodle suggestion for NMJ on patreon~
(he decided to drag the other two for a training session as well haha...)
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Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."
Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.
What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.
wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.
Jiang Cheng: The reason l have always felt so outcast from the other sect leaders is because apparently they are all in polyamorous relationship
and I didn't fucking know.
My MDZS Halloween post-its!
Time Travel + Future Knowledge AU
Jin Zixuan, waking up after dying: I know what I must do
Step 1: Killing his father
Jin Guangshan: My own flesh and blood betraying me?!
Jin Zixuan, stabbing him: Sorry father, but you're terrible and will cause a lot of people to die (plus I don't want my son to have you as an influence)
Step 2: Stop Jin Guangyao from turning evil
Jin Zixuan: You are now my official brother and your new name is Jin Ziyao and if anyone disrespects you I will punish them
Jin Ziyao: Brother...
Jin Zixuan: Oh, and before I forget, don't marry Qin Su, she's our half sibling
Jin Ziyao: WHAT THE F-
Jin Ziyao: Just get together with Lan Xichen or Nie Mingjiu, or both. I don't care as long as you're happy (and not killing me)
Step 3: Save Wei Wuxian
Jin Zixuan, banging against the the burial mounds wards: HEY DIPSHIT!
Wei Wuxian: What do you want, peacock?
Jin Zixuan: I heard Lan Wangji talking shit, saying you're not man enough to kiss him
Wei Wuxian: WHAT?! I'll show him!! Wen Ning! We're going on a trip!
Jin Zixuan, internally: All according to keikaku
Step 4: The hardest part
Jin Zixuan: Oh, um, hi, Lady Jiang, I was wondering, if you don't mind, and I don't really want to bother, but if I am then-
Jiang Yanli: Yes, I'll marry you
Jin Zixuan: Yessssss!
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look... I don't think being women would necessarily 100% fix NieYao, but I do think they'd find it a lot easier to see eye-to-eye on the most... important things, yanno?
meanwhile things are........... complicated for Xichen 🥲
^ LXC frantically dodging pushy male suitors, her clan's gendered expectations and complex relationship with female leadership, and the intense trauma surrounding what it means To Be Her Mother's Daughter
The Untamed as text posts (103/?) happy birthday a-yao sorry the only text posts i have saved for you are about your absolutely bad no good time toxic yaoi and shit job edition
bonus:
this cql bts photo is so dear to me i think about it often and it brings me joy :)