dipping sticks, skylar

I FOUND IT!!! 

a cinematic experience unlike any other

when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

knuckle tattoos that say MUSH ROOM

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

this is working so well on me. they have me pegged. the little snap when he drops the ballot in, the way his belly jiggles…. im sorry guys im voting republican

she’d do numbers on picrew icon tumblr