mwahahaha

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

It makes me so infuriated when I see comments under any random Indian person’s reel about how “they don’t look Indian cuz they are good looking” and it feels like such a backhanded compliment because what do you mean someone doesn’t look Indian enough? India is a nationality. India is so freaking diverse. We come in all skin colours and features. Ignorant ass racists literally ruined instagram for me.

Oh. My. God. This pattern of poorly copying Asian fashion trends without credit while simultaneously mocking the people and culture they are profiting off of....they're never reaching those pearly gates

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

you dont get how refreshing anne of green gables is like yes sometimes you really must imagine there are dryads combing their hair in the woods and little girls in the cupboard who love you and places called the lake of shining waters and lovers lane and be glad you live in a world where there are october’s and be full of love and wonder and whimsy and imagination

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer