baby girl I can be your weapon of mass destruction

all my favorite musicians surrounded me in a circle and kicked me until i bled

One man enters..... Two men leave! The Mitosis Arena

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

crossfaded off cheese and a crackerrrrr

Your account was hacjed and the only way to get the password back is to give me your password olease

wait fuck that doesn't even make any sense

im so fucking sorry

society peaked with youtube poop

for example nothing

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

i have tested positive for tzatziki

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha