the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay w being perceived as bitchy

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

Passenger princess wearing a skirt without panties 🤝 driving bf who fingers her and rubs her clit every chance he gets

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

do you think about me inappropriately ?

When you’re the owner of a fat pussy, everyday is fat pussy friday