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Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

nudist macklemore I wear your granddad’s nothing

something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

we need swimmable cities 

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

Simon and gar phone call

I'm starting a steppe nomad horde who wants in

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop