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one of the hardest but most necessary things ever is realizing when ur being a dick or being really reactive to smth you shouldnt or being kinda toxic/guilt trippy/passive aggressive and youve gotta be able to take a step back and recognize that ur feeling that and why and then try to counter it intentionally by remembering that your behavior probably isn't helping the situation & the other people around you dont deserve that. this is hard but it is something u can do, please practice it
it helps a lot to learn as a habit bc now when i feel myself getting bitter and rude i kinda go "ok. i don't like the way i'm acting. why am i acting like that." and usually the answer is to politely excuse myself from the situation and let people involved know that i need some space and i will talk to them again when i'm feeling less reactive. taking some space to think about it is super helpful because if you engage with things that upset you while you're in the heat of that bad emotion, you'll say things you regret. make less situations where you can do something regrettable if you can help it. you're not bad for feeling that way but it's your responsibility to recognize that your feelings cannot be taken out on others and you need to go deal with that yourself
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This is officially my first ever post to hit 7.5k in 24 hours.
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The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
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5 minutes later: dude I swear one of you will betray me
My buddy Judas pacing: surely it is not I, Lord?
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Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

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no idea if iāll ever be able to come back to social media at all atp
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